When is Trump's next Covid Party?

[yellowcanine]

Inquiring minds want to know.

[dawg day]

1. He's invited his throngs to the Mall today to mill around infecting each other-

while he stays in the White House and eventually gives some televised speech.

So he's giving the party, but staying safe. Only he's probably not that safe because Donnie Jr and his infected girlfriend are headed home.

Donnie Jr is supposedly driving covid-girlfriend home across the country. In a closed car.
Now that's dangerous enough. But if she's got the virus, what if she gets sick? They just stop at some random ER somewhere?

They should both be in quarantine, and so should the governor who was exchanging globules with the girlfriend just yesterday.

[yellowcanine]

2. Karma says that Donnie Jr. gets sick also.

Not wishing for it or anything, of course. Just sayin' what Karma says.

[erronis]

3. If you're not going to wish it on anyone, I will! The whole f'in trump family and relatives. And

throw in most of the (r)epuglicon party.

For good measure go after the big donors.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Possible he is the sick one and that his girlfriend is saying she has it, as cover for his (their)

as cover for his (their) self-isolation for the next two weeks.

"covergirl"?