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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPaul Ryan says his diet and exercise have turned his skeleton to titanium.
Paul Ryan says he got laid at four years old.
Paul Ryan says he can bench press a church.
Paul Ryan says his daddy can beat up your daddy.
jsr
(7,712 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)VWolf
(3,944 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)He could save a few jobs.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Javaman
(62,534 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)lapislzi
(5,762 posts)HangOnKids
(4,291 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Blue Owl
(50,514 posts)n/t
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Paul Ryan dug his way out of Alcatrazz using nothing but a nostril hair . . . when he was 12.
Paul Ryan, using nothing but Craftsman tools, tungsten and 24 hours, transformed a 1971 Nova into a Time Machine.
Paul Ryan composed and recorded an hour long live symphony with 350 random-filled water glasses, six wood blocks and a glockenspiel.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)deutsey
(20,166 posts)frylock
(34,825 posts)but he was a consultant.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)frylock
(34,825 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)said that first.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
PAUL RYAN!!!!!
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arkana
(24,347 posts)Well my diet and exercise have turned my skeleton to ADA-FUCKIN-MANTIUM. Deal with it.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)MatthewStLouis
(904 posts)(Any bored photo shoppers out there?)
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)...but he has to fold it in half first.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)However, I am pretty sure the opposite is true. He probably has a tiny little whisky weenie, which would explain A LOT.
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)once kicked a McDonald's and it turned into a Wendy's.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)His first move will be to create the $.01 menu.
randome
(34,845 posts)...is because he got a look at Ryan with his shirt off.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Wonder Woman's magic bracelets can't deflect it.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)It ends with the words 'Paul Ryan'.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)that the Aztecs disappeared because they didn't sacrifice enough already born children.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)In the vein of chuck Norris and Vin Diesel facts.
Looks like you're ahead of me!
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)is married to Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket, he says.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)nolabear
(41,991 posts)And Mitt's Babe the Blue Ox.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)frylock
(34,825 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)the he once took a walk and invented the smiley face by wiping his own with a fan's t-shirt.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)pa28
(6,145 posts)Now you know.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Lucy Goosey
(2,940 posts)...he swam the Atlantic to get to the English Channel!
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)and left if for Napoleon's troops to find.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)that he was born in a log cabin that he built by himself.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)But then she spent ten minutes with him alone and the rest is history!
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)While riding on the back of a T Rex.
randome
(34,845 posts)MrTriumph
(1,720 posts)And he has the one-eyed snake and a three-legged dog to prove it.
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...in Paul Ryan's dreamy eyes.
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Rambis
(7,774 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Paul Ryan ate Pol Pot. Alive.
Paul Ryan turned himself into a tub full of bath beads and seduced your wife.
Paul Ryan wins karaoke contests by mimicking Steve Perry to pitch.
Paul Ryan can juggle machetes with his bare feet.
Paul Ryan defeated all of Brad Wesley's henchmen using nothing but fists and his dick.
Paul Ryan can walk on his tongues.
Paul Ryan can rip subways in half.
randome
(34,845 posts)The EPA still keeps the area off limits.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)That's the real reason he's in hiding.
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)He looks like a typical anal retentive white collar dork to me.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...is so Paul Ryan has enough space to bury his enemies in the cornfields.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)But he still can't figure out Paul Ryan.
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)And he oughta know, being a cheesehead and all.
randome
(34,845 posts)bongbong
(5,436 posts)Paul Ryan says he deflowered Madonna.
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Yeah! That's the ticket!
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Wolverine has an adamantium skeleton, which is the strongest metal known to man (in the comic book world).
He has the ability to rapidly heal himself.
Just like Paul Ryan.
Matariki
(18,775 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,197 posts)on how to be so totally awesome that if you gaze upon him without protective eyegear, your brains turn to cottage cheese, your heart turns to stone, and your genitals fall off.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)gagged Chuck Norris with a spoon.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Paul Ryan thought he made a mistake once...but he was wrong.
Paul Ryan made the Kraken wished he was never released.
Paul Ryan can impregnate a woman just by winking at her.
Paul Ryan walked solo across Antartica, in gym shorts and flip-flops.
Paul Ryan is the person Ghandi wishes he was.
Paul Ryan once told Paul McCartney that yesterday, all his troubles seemed so far away.
randome
(34,845 posts)But computers can't process that amount of awesomeness!
randome
(34,845 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)You have so much body fat, even God couldn't lift your spirit.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...the speed of light would no longer be limited.
Javaman
(62,534 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Taverner
(55,476 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)That's why the center of the Earth is a churning ball of fire!
bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)That one works on SO many levels!
randome
(34,845 posts)No one is brave enough to tell him it's wrong.
randome
(34,845 posts)To this day, friends and relatives gather at his house to watch the latest episode.
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)loyalsister
(13,390 posts)He is overcompensating way too much to not have lived much of his life as an insecure whiner.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Paul Ryan stands under Niagara Falls when he wants to wet his whistle.
Paul Ryan surfed on a Juggernaut through the streets of Kolkota and the hordes threw flowers at him.
Paul Ryan once kicked Ronald Reagan in the balls, threw his head back and laughed maniacally.
Paul Ryan does morning back-flips from Union Station to the Lincoln Memorial and doesn't once stop for traffic.
MjolnirTime
(1,800 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...Now laugh, damnit! Before he finds out it's not funny!
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)renie408
(9,854 posts)This is the funniest, smartest group of people on the internet.
It is so hard where I live to be a liberal Democrat. I cannot believe I forgot how much I love this place! (as much as it drives me CRAZY sometimes!)
flvegan
(64,417 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...that left many of the players weeping and calling for their mothers.
flvegan
(64,417 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)That's just NASTY! Paul Ryan don't give a shit.
randome
(34,845 posts)That's how he became known as 'Captain Hook'.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)He said it was a touching love story and who are we to disagree?
randome
(34,845 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...I'd bash my face in just to please Paul Ryan!
randome
(34,845 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Anyone who attempts to write it down ends up in rehab.
LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)His pores are wormholes into other dimensions.
tblue37
(65,490 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)riverbendviewgal
(4,254 posts)What does that have to do with being vice president?
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,197 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Sorry, work.
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Evasporque
(2,133 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)...but it only exists in his tears, so there is none on Earth.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...the sand turns to glass!
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)There are few of them left.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)For all I know, he actually does say that.
flvegan
(64,417 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Evasporque
(2,133 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Ryan takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are!' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Ryan yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'"
LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)flvegan
(64,417 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)He can also -- and regularly does -- cross the streams.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)off that old Lone Ranger, and he can mess around with Jim.
flvegan
(64,417 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)It is no longer 42, and he will only tell the correct answer if elected.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Response to porphyrian (Original post)
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randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Because he told it to!
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)hughee99
(16,113 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Yavin4
(35,446 posts)He forces time zones to adjust to him.
Yavin4
(35,446 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)A spokesman said the famous journalist is considering both a change in political philosophy AND sexual identity: "I mean, come on, this is Paul Ryan we're talking about!"
randome
(34,845 posts)He made $110,000 that afternoon and received numerous promises of sexual favors.
randome
(34,845 posts)...how does one set up another one? I just tried #paulryansays and it didn't get rejected. Does that mean #paulryansays is now ours to use? Anyone?
randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)Baron Ryan von Münchhausen
Even before his death, Münchhausen's reputation as a storyteller was exaggerated by several writers, giving birth to a fully fictionalized literary character usually called simply Baron Munchausen. The (fictional) Baron's exploits, usually narrated by himself, focus on his impossible achievements as a hunter, warrior, and traveler, including rides on cannonballs and trips to the moon.
randome
(34,845 posts)cecilfirefox
(784 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)Earth_First
(14,910 posts)Cannot remember where.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)bluestate10
(10,942 posts)Ryan is impressed with himself, men that fit that model are typically lying womanizers.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Robyn66
(1,675 posts)he doesnt make a splash, the water runs away from him.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)He won't tell us until we prove ourselves worthy.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)nolabear
(41,991 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)derby378
(30,252 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)His exact placement in time and space is only inferred by the camera and translated to something our eyes and brains can comprehend.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Ask him to squeeze a couple of lumps of charcoal into diamonds.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...there is a reason Democrats have more fun! Come on over to the fun side!
randome
(34,845 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)Washington. Yes! All at the same time!
SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)theKed
(1,235 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Paul Ryan can body pierce using only his fingernails and piano-like motions.
Paul Ryan walks into a casino and all slots jackpot.
Paul Ryan waved his hand over Mary's abdomen and made Instant Son of Man.
Paul Ryan can perform every officiating position in roller derby by himself . . . and import it to Rinkster.
Paul Ryan has every color of Adidas ever made.
Paul Ryan smiled and gave you the Vegamite sandwich.
Paul Ryan's kilohertz chants make even Buddhist monks take hog dumps.
Paul Ryan was the one who assassinated J.R. "Bob" Dobbs . . . with a paperclip and rubber band.
Paul Ryan talks about Fight Club.
Paul Ryan is Santa Claus, bitch.
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Paul Ryan was on the Varsity Miracle team in high school.
Paul Ryan is the guy that comes in the picture frame . . . and your wife.
Paul Ryan conducts Kool-Aid Acid Tests by having participants lick his arms.
Paul Ryan photobombed all of your "Girls Night Out" Facebook pics.
Paul Ryan played Kirk Cameron's best Boner on "Growing Pains".
Paul Ryan walks to the Changing of the Guard at Arlington every so often to mourn himself.
Paul Ryan will walk past a mirror, but won't do "reflection".
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)that the Most Interesting Man in The World is part of his entourage.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Amaril
(1,267 posts)....there is only Paul Ryan.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)yesphan
(1,588 posts)his first marathon as a toddler, barefooted and in one step.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)bullwinkle428
(20,631 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)Waldo finds Paul Ryan.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...it's only when intelligence reports indicate that Paul Ryan has retired for the evening.
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Tsiyu
(18,186 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)SaveAmerica
(5,342 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Nine months later, he gave birth to Stan Lee!
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)(That's the whole joke.)
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)And everyone agrees: GENIUS!
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)When they emerge from his ass they quickly become solid and resemble a human child. Paul Ryan then raises his farts, buys his farts reading glasses, and sends his farts to school. They grow up to be solid Republicans. Paul Ryan has fathered thousands of children this way and gets pregnant each time he eats a burrito. Ryan has introduced legislation to outlaw the abortion drug "Beano".
randome
(34,845 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)...smells like lavender and peppermint when Paul Ryan is within 20 miles of it.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)deutsey
(20,166 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Paul Ryan brought back Carnivale for another season.
Oh, and Paul Ryan brought back Castiel for season 8 of Supernatural.
And Misha Collins is but one of Paul Ryan's many accomplishments in the field of human creation.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Initech
(100,105 posts)Botany
(70,589 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)See...?
randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)WCGreen
(45,558 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)undeterred
(34,658 posts)But he's not even close.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Proud Liberal Dem
(24,438 posts)twisted and evil."
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(18,530 posts)demwing
(16,916 posts)and the round-house kick. Paul Ryan gets 5cents everytime anyone tells a Chuck Norris joke.
Though Ryan didn't invent Walker, Texas Ranger he did write, choreograph, direct, and cast the pilot episode. Blindfolded. In his pajamas.
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(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)porphyrian
(18,530 posts)...in his presence.
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(18,530 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]