Hey, it's getting an intelligence briefing today

[soothsayer]

Think it’ll include the bounty story (again)? At least it’s an opportunity for reporters to ask whether he’s been briefed on it and what’s his response.

The 3 o’clock “National Dialogue” on safe school reopenings might be worth a gander, if it’s on the teevee.

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[gab13by13]

1. What about the NSA lady from West Virginia

who stole classified information, fled to Mexico with it and is seeking asylum at the Russian embassy?

I'm sure that Trump will ask Mexico to send her back. (snark)

[soothsayer]

2. How'd she get over the wall?

Ha

[KY_EnviroGuy]

3. Leaked copy.....

KY.........

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Wrong way to drink. Must use two hands like Trump. 🤪

[Bluepinky]

4. Here's the rest of his schedule:

8am-10 am: tweet time, telephone Vlad
10 am-noon: tv time
noon-1 pm: lunch with Melania/? Barron
1pm-3pm: golf
3pm-4 pm: national dialog w/ Betsy
4 pm-4:30 pm: snack
4:30 pm-6pm: golf
6 pm: meet for dinner
6:30 pm: dinner
7:30 pm: dessert
8 pm-10 pm: tv time
10 pm: bed time snack

[kairos12]

6. Tough schedule. He will need golf tomorrow.

[struggle4progress]

7. "Are my intelligent briefs back from the laundry yet?"

[lame54]

8. Brief or a quickie?

[DFW]

9. Trump getting an INTELLIGENCE briefing?

Isn't that like Louie Gohmert getting a briefing in Cantonese?

I doubt much of it will be understood in the slightest.

[soothsayer]

10. He remembers it had something to do with paper towels

[Volaris]

11. Donald Trump couldn't contribute to a dialogue on finding his own dick to take a piss.

And I have a sneaking suspicion, that neither could his wife. Is she gonna wear her 'I really dont care, do you?', coat again, because at least THAT would be a truthful statement on their part.

(ON EDIT)--from BluePinky's post:
Oh BETSY's gonna be there? Oh well this will be an EXCELLENT dialogue on how to use public dollars to educate our kids safely, you fuckin betcha. MY BAD.

[Nevilledog]

12. Gotta tell you...I giggle every time you call him "it's or it"

[soothsayer]

13. Me too! I tried someone's "twit" the other day but I prefer "it"

Glad you like it