At the White House, Donald Trump is receiving his Presidential Daily Briefing.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Upon which time he is told about the recent diagnosis for Brazil's President, Jair Bolsonaro.

"One Brazillian has tested positive for Covid-19, Mr. President," he is told.

Suddenly, Trump looks up at the briefer, his facial expression indicating great surprise.

He clears his throat to speak. Everyone in the room turns in to listen with the highest sense of intrigue.

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" he asks. "Whatever this is about, can you speed it all up? I have a round of golf I want to make."

[agingdem]

1. and then he said..

"I didn't know Bolsonaro was a brazilianaire like me...wow!"

[lagomorph777]

2. One brazillion? How many is that?

[Champp]

3. "Russians have put A FUGGING BOUNTY on America's soldiers." - Intelligence Briefer

"Yeah, right, sure. Whatever. What's my tee time again? I need to have some fun, and I just love playing golf all the time and soaking stupid US taxpayers for the privilege of paying for us Republican "billionaires" to screw around at exclusive taxpayer-subsidized country clubs. What suckers. Ha ha." - Donald J. Trump (R)

[liberalla]

4. My eyes! What a horrid picture!