Poll for DU Uncles: Best gift to give your niece

[Mike 03]

Mary Trump's book gives us some great ideas, but I just can't decide what to give my twenty-something year old niece for her birthday this year.

3 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	A three-pack of underwear
	0 (0%)
	A gift basket with the good stuff stolen out of it
	0 (0%)
	In lieu of a present, compliment her breasts
	0 (0%)
	Mary Trump's Book
	3 (100%)
	Other
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[dhol82]

1. Did he really?

OMG 😱

[highplainsdem]

3. Yep. See these OPs I posted:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213712396


https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213712450

[dhol82]

7. Wow, what a charming family.

[blm]

2. Wish I could make this go viral

[lpbk2713]

4. Say ... are those real?

Yup. That would go over big at a family gathering.

[leftieNanner]

5. "Can I have the name of your doctor...

for my wife?"

AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!

[roamer65]

6. Cold hard cash.

🤑

...and an NDA if needed.

[fleur-de-lisa]

8. LOL!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Best gift to give my niece is no reason to write a book about me in a few years.

That, and an Amazon card, of course.

[hunter]

10. My twenty-something nieces are cowboys and mechanics.

They have zero tolerance of bad men.

I'm thinking knives and angle grinders.