So they told dotard it was a "cognitive" test, not that it's a test for dementia.

[mobeau69]

And the fool is running around bragging that he “aced” it and that the doctors were surprised he “did so well”! LMAO

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He can tell a camel from a hippopotamus and draw a clock!

Whoopee.

[sprinkleeninow]

3. I posted elsewhere. He was to point to a sippy cup out of three photos of a baby rattle, sippy cup

and pacifier.

[Nevilledog]

5. I won't believe he even got those right without seeing the completed test.

It would be, after all, one of the few things he's ever been truthful about.

[smirkymonkey]

2. Which means it's "super genius" stuff!

And nobody has ever seen anybody do such a brilliant job at completing it. All the the big, manly, brave doctors were on their knees weeping and saying "Sir, we have never seen anything like this in our lives! You are the most brilliant man we have ever tested for dementia and we are in awe of your ability to identify a camel without hesitation!"

[Ms. Toad]

4. The name of the assessment is "Montreal Cognitive Assessment."

It is used as a gross screening tool for dementia (largely since any one who is 10 or older and not cognitively impaired can pass it).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. This:

I was wrong; you have to be able to identify a lion, a camel and a rhinoceros, not a hippopotamus.

[ARPad95]

7. This is a laugh-out-loud and naughty spoof test

Link to tweet

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. LOL!

[Disaffected]

10. Hey, I aced it too.

I'm as smart as Trump!

[mahina]

8. So he tested positive for cognitive.

Positive for negative

Jesus help us

[pandr32]

9. I think he made it all up

[struggle4progress]

11. "I'm really not demented! I'm really just an ignorant horse-patootie! So there!"