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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf 2020 was an Ice Cream Truck
LOL. The scary thing is not that this year is as shit as a plate full of liver and onions, but that we are run by wankers who would defend their right to give us liver and onions instead of ice cream, and would then insist that the truck is actually serving ice cream, that it has never served liver and onions, then say they may have served us liver and onion but that is because it is for our own good, and that liver and onion tastes so much better than ice cream anyway... then they would repeat the core messages enough times that the base now enjoy liver and onions more than ice-cream because the fuckers they voted for told them so...
So very very 2020. But we know that ice cream tastes better than liver and onions however much they try to gaslight us. And if we take this analogy to the very end degree Joe Biden is a democracy flavoured ice cream. Ice cream for all November 2020!!!!
After all:
Huzzah!!!!
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If 2020 was an Ice Cream Truck (Original Post)
Soph0571
Jul 2020
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soothsayer
(38,601 posts)1. Except I kind of like liver and onions
But, not in a cone or on a stick. :bleh:
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)5. Maybe chicken livers
I could get behind that
Hugin
(33,208 posts)8. Can we compromise on...
Cod liver oil?
I've had some delicious foie gras made with chicken livers. However, once again, not in a cone or on a stick.
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)12. Cod liver oil. Yuck.
Soph0571
(9,685 posts)10. Me too
We are having it tomorrow. But I still think the analogy makes sense!
Mossfern
(2,557 posts)17. I do as well
Unfortunately I'm the only one in my family, so I have to order it at the diner.
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)18. Diners are great for it
Hugin
(33,208 posts)2. ... with broccoli sprinkles on top.
Croney
(4,671 posts)3. Hey! As a fan of liver and onions, I would rather it say
raw bell peppers and Jell-O. But I get the picture. 🙂
Hugin
(33,208 posts)6. ... or mint peas.
As sure as ipecac.
eShirl
(18,505 posts)7. albatross!
anthrax ripple
Hugin
(33,208 posts)9. Noodles and cottage cheese.
Some things were not meant to be together.
Mossfern
(2,557 posts)20. That's a lokshen kugel ...
the sweet kind is baked with cottage cheese, eggs, noodles sometimes dried fruit or pineapple.
It can be quite delicious.
hatrack
(59,593 posts)11. 2020 Ice Cream Truck sample flavors . . .
Steel Wool Surprise
Lint Brickle
Chunky Chewy Tapeworm
Fudge Pack
Minty Fish Flake
Bile Swirl
Essence of Epstein
Hugin
(33,208 posts)16. Boiled okra sorbet.
Dumpster fire gelato.
All fruits of 2020.
keithbvadu2
(36,937 posts)13. I'll go for the liver. You can have my onions.
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)15. Same here.
oasis
(49,410 posts)14. Make mine pistachio.