Trump says if too many teachers get sick he'll send in the military to run the schools.

[Mr.Bill]

Okay, he didn't really say that, but you believed it, didn't you?

And that's about where we are, folks.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Figured It Was The Onion!

Or Borowitz!
I did definitely expect satire!

[CatWoman]

2. I didn't

[ProfessorGAC]

5. Just A Feeling

I know PINO says outrageously stupid things, but sometimes my gut tells me that even that moron didn't say that!
If it's hateful or divisive, I default to "he said it".
If it's stupid, I mean other planet stupid, I go by my gut.
My batting average is pretty good. Not 90%, but pretty good.

[hlthe2b]

3. Well, I sure as hell had to check

[Nevilledog]

4. I believed it. Didn't have a single doubt he'd say this.

[Thomas Hurt]

6. Wouldn't surprise if he did or if he tried to do it.

[lindysalsagal]

7. The image of children throwing books at the soldiers was worth it.

They wouldn't last a day. And the parents would drive the principal out with their complaints.

[Mr.Bill]

8. Thanks for the responses.

Just having a little fun here.

[Blue Owl]

9. Don't give Fuckstick von Bodybags any ideas!

n/t

[Kaleva]

10. Gny. Sgt. Hartman would make an excellent kindergarten teacher.

[magicarpet]

11. Maybe the police could be used to teach doctors how to be brain surgeons ?

[GeorgeGist]

12. Putin's puppets never rest.

[lettucebe]

13. I absolutely did believe it! Guess I need to get my skeptic back

I'm way too quick to believe the negative I hear about tRump. Good lesson!