Don't lie (tweet)

[lunasun]

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Bootstraps? Shade? Nada zip?
Don’t lie!

[SoonerPride]

1. An anvil

[skylucy]

2. An anchor.

[Maeve]

15. this!

[malaise]

3. Lead shoes n/t

[WVreaper]

4. Shark bait

[Raven]

5. A thumbs up.

[dchill]

6. Skittles.

(I can't stand them.)

[Maru Kitteh]

11. Not Skittles! She's AWESOME.

[Kali]

12. I don't think so

she will kick your ass before you could even think of tossing her near that orange ass.

[we can do it]

7. Thoughts and prayers.

[Laelth]

8. A Quarter Pounder with Cheese. n/t

That’s probably what he wants.



-Laelth

[empedocles]

9. Piece of rope - the too short kind

[Chichiri]

13. A lifesaver attached to a rope....

....from a cargo ship bound for Iran. I believe they have an arrest warrant for him, yes?

[Kali]

14. some pocket change

all he cares about is money, right?

[Croney]

16. Kisses. Goodbye kisses.

[Maru Kitteh]

17. A roll of paper towels.

[SoonerPride]

18. Hahahahaha

Good one.

[Ferrets are Cool]

24. I like your thought process

[Maru Kitteh]

45. Well, he looks like he's having a water issue.

So - paper towels.

[chia]

39. First thing I thought of too

[Nevilledog]

19. A goodbye party.

[MLAA]

28. I was about to type that and then saw your entry. And of course, I have a sinking feeling the

asshole of honor won’t be able to attend 😬

[Nevilledog]

31. Oh, he wasn't invited.

[if..fish..had..wings]

20. The problem is ...

we'd probably all save his ass. We're good people.

[SoonerPride]

22. I'm not.

I would watch him blubber and drown and not shed one tear.

[FoxNewsSucks]

37. You're still a good person.

He's just that rotten.

[Ferrets are Cool]

23. Oh, I'm good. I will save a spider from being killed....

I will stop on the hwy and help turtles across the street....but I would DEFINATELY THROW THAT POS AN ANCHOR.

[JI7]

46. I don't think I would because I would see saving him as

putting other lives at risk.

[Ferrets are Cool]

21. 200 for anchor Alex.

[IggleDuer]

25. A condom.

Looks like it’s getting Stormy out there.

[Dem2]

26. "I can't reach you, my hands are too small"

[djtexas]

27. A Goodbye Parade

[yonder]

29. Why it would have to be Barr and Pompeo.

And it wouldn't be as much throwing him as throwing in. Davy Jones Locker has enough room for the three of them. Maybe.

[MurrayDelph]

30. A wake.

[lark]

32. The biggest rock I can find and it's going right at his ugly assmouth.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

33. A boat full of immigrant parents

Who's kids he separated from them.

[GeorgiaPeanut]

34. I'll throw him a life preserver

We Democrats are better than letting him drown.

[Throckmorton]

35. Me too

them charge him 500 million for the rescue.

[GeorgiaPeanut]

36. He doesn't have even $5 - he has a negative net worth

I was pointing to an ethical dilemma. However, we should always do the right thing - we are the good guys.

Let people in charge of punishment deal with him when he is defeated. He will get his just desserts ... they shouldn't come from vigilantes.

[lunasun]

41. That's nice of you , but Trump won't ever pay out. He has a history.

[FoxNewsSucks]

38. A net

with about 50 cinderblocks around the edge

[cayugafalls]

40. A blanket...covered in oatmeal.

And then I watch.

[lunasun]

42. ++Make it one of those Mylar blankets like he gives toddlers in cages

[Martin Eden]

43. I would throw him some chum

(assuming shark infested waters)

[lame54]

44. Thoughts and prayers

[demtenjeep]

47. CEMENT CINDERBLOCKS

WEIGHTED DOWN

[Takket]

48. a bucket full of fish blood (sharks love that stuff)

[NurseJackie]

49. ... a goodbye party.