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SouthernCal_Dem

(852 posts)
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 08:03 PM Jul 2020

Trump puts on a mask and the media cheers him like a child who wiped his own ass for the first time

Jesus Fucking Christ.

It's insane how low the bar is for Trump.

If he debates Biden without taking a shit on stage, the media will declare him the winner.

Never forget, the media is one of the main reasons why America is stuck with a failed steak salesman and TV gameshow host as president. They chose to spend their time covering Hillary's emails and his empty podiums.

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Trump puts on a mask and the media cheers him like a child who wiped his own ass for the first time (Original Post) SouthernCal_Dem Jul 2020 OP
Like a 5 yr old who wiped his own ass for the first time. empedocles Jul 2020 #1
Rec for the subject line. flying rabbit Jul 2020 #2
I think Trump has a long ways to go before he can accomplish THAT... regnaD kciN Jul 2020 #3
Time for a Pelosi clap Blue Owl Jul 2020 #4
Perfect!!! renate Jul 2020 #5
+1 dalton99a Jul 2020 #9
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rebl2 Jul 2020 #13
I hope tRump still bdamomma Jul 2020 #6
Glad he finally ate his science peas Shermann Jul 2020 #7
LOL, perfect :) Music Man Jul 2020 #8
Lol, yes! They are itching for a horse race! Baked Potato Jul 2020 #10
Well, he does poop in a gold toilet and he does have servants who PatrickforO Jul 2020 #11
Odds are, he WILL shit his pants during a debate with Biden. DinahMoeHum Jul 2020 #12
He said that is why they used to call The Apprentice The Shit Show. Marie Marie Jul 2020 #17
You got it. DinahMoeHum Jul 2020 #20
It's too late for me. leanforward Jul 2020 #14
Baby steps. dchill Jul 2020 #15
I doubt Rebl2 Jul 2020 #16
Feels more like mocking to me relayerbob Jul 2020 #18
"If he debates Biden without taking a shit on stage" Grokenstein Jul 2020 #19

PatrickforO

(14,566 posts)
11. Well, he does poop in a gold toilet and he does have servants who
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:08 PM
Jul 2020

'do' his hair. So how could we be surprised if he didn't have someone to wipe his ass for him?

DinahMoeHum

(21,783 posts)
12. Odds are, he WILL shit his pants during a debate with Biden.
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:14 PM
Jul 2020

He is apparently profoundly incontinent and he can barely read and say words of more than 3 syllables.

Google the name Noel Casler and go to his Twitter account and visit YouTube. He had been a casting director for Celebrity Apprentice back in the day. Really juicy stories to tell.





#newrostrong

leanforward

(1,076 posts)
14. It's too late for me.
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:20 PM
Jul 2020

Heck, for me it was too late back in 2015. My problem with Dip Stick and the GOP started in January 1981.

Rebl2

(13,481 posts)
16. I doubt
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:23 PM
Jul 2020

he will wear another one any time soon. Wasn’t he at a hospital at the time? I’m sure he begrudgingly wore it. I don’t think the media cheered him. I think they were just shocked that he wore one.

Grokenstein

(5,721 posts)
19. "If he debates Biden without taking a shit on stage"
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:25 PM
Jul 2020

That's still gonna be a challenge for Li'l Don-Don, but even if he unfurls an earsplittingly wet one in his slacks in the middle of his "hump the flag" shtick, Miller will bound out onto the stage and shriek, "You heard NOTHING!! You heard NOTHING and you smell NOTHING!!"

If Biden, on the other hand, so much as pauses between words he'll be described as "unfit" by every smirking jackass in front of a studio camera.

Liberal media my arse.

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