The old ugly American stereotype has morphed into something new

[struggle4progress]

Now if you try to go visiting, they lock the doors and turn off the lights

And if you knock, they yell Go away! Nobody's home!

We're now the world's disease-vectors

[keithbvadu2]

1. "I'm getting better."

[hatrack]

2. "I think I'll go for a walk . . . "

[soothsayer]

3. Karens and Kens and Ivankas are the domestic version