The First Nude's Memoir

[Nevilledog]

[tandem5]

1. Be best-seller.

[Nevilledog]

2. Bwahahaha!

[CatWoman]

8. ROFL!!!!!!

[dalton99a]

14. +1

[Brother Buzz]

18. DUzy worthy!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. FLOTITS . . . nt

[Brainfodder]

4. I don't give a flying... do you?

Preface by Michelle Obama?

Forward by Jeffrey Epstein?

Ghostwritten by Michelle Obama?

[jrthin]

5. I suspect it will read word for word like Michelle Obama's memoir.

[imanamerican63]

6. Another possible title?

“I don’t care! Do you”?

[Glorfindel]

7. Chapter 1: Am Born

"To begin life with beginning of life, I record that I was born (as have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously. Things been going steadily downhill ever since."

Is runaway best seller!

[edhopper]

9. Laura Benanti

myst do the audio book.

[Takket]

10. it will be out about 3 months after Michelle Obama's memior

[gibraltar72]

11. HOTUS speaks, but no one understands.

[regnaD kciN]

12. Can we criticize Madame I-Really-Don't-Care-Do U? without...

...resorting to slut-shaming?

The comparison is utterly demeaning to sluts.

[Nevilledog]

13. *snicker*

[Newest Reality]

15. FWOTUS MAKE BOOK!

[IcyPeas]

16. I Write Book's

Just like her son-in-law Donnie jr.

(Geez, he is her son- in- law)

[smirkymonkey]

17. Be best, Melania, be best.