Ivanka says, "If you lose your job to Covid, just get training and find a new job!

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/clueless-ivanka-trump-shredded-for-suggesting-out-of-work-americans-just-find-something-new/

The White House is backing an ad campaign intended to encourage out-of-work Americans to just “find something new” — and it’s got Ivanka Trump’s fingerprints all over it.

The campaign came out of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board, which was created by President Donald Trump in 2018 and co-chaired by his eldest daughter along with Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross.

“There has never been a more critical time for Americans of all ages and backgrounds to be aware of the multiple pathways to career success and gain the vocational training and skills they need to fill jobs in a changing economy,” Ivanka Trump said in announcing the campaign.

Holy shit! Why didn't I think of that?

Is that what you will do when your Daddy gets pasted in November by Joe Biden?

[Renew Deal]

1. Who is paying for the training?

[hamsterjill]

2. Exactly!

At the ripe old age of 61, that’s exactly what I need - to have a bunch of student loan debt, right?

The stupidity never ceases to astound me. Ivanka is an out of touch, rich, privileged idiot and she continues to earn those adjectives on a daily basis.

[unas3]

3. Okay, I am a con-man, pathological liar, unempathetic billionaire. I think I will go for POTUS!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

4. If she loses her father. Does she get a new husband? nt

[no_hypocrisy]

9. More realistically:

If/When Trump is out of the White House, he'll insist that Ivanka divorce Jared. He may ever select her new husband.

[Nevilledog]

31. *snicker*

[Victor_c3]

5. I don't know why more people don't just get jobs being rich investment bankers

Or venture capitalist or hedge fund managers. Those jobs certainly pay better than working minimum wage cleaning hotel rooms or being a lowly scientist or cashier at target or even a small business owner.

[Captain Zero]

25. Any openings for campaign managers on the Russian payroll?

It is an election year.

[Chainfire]

6. Let the eat cake

[hunter]

7. We should all make it our job to ruin the Trump dynasty.

Some people will find work putting them in prison and keeping them there.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Ivanka's rainbows and unicorns again.

Re-invent yourself!

Have fun!

Choose something you WANT to do!

Think outside the Box!

[jmowreader]

27. Well...I would choose something I want to do...

...but you have to go to police officer school to get a job arresting the Trumps, and I am not extroverted enough to be a patrol officer.

[rickford66]

10. Turn your hobby into a business !!

Stuff envelopes at home !!

Try Amway !!

Get a bucket and mop, go door to door and wash windows !!

[Newest Reality]

11. Without...

Without Princess Electra's highly superior business-like stuff, we would all be lost.

Just do that! Who knew there were any alternatives to anything? Is this new? Does it apply to other things? What if I don't have a Sugar Daddy who has a twinkle in his eye for me?

[hatrack]

12. Here's some more great ideas!!

[renate]

21. Perfect!

[LuckyCharms]

13. And if you lose your life to COVID, just find a new life!

She said breathlessly while bouncing on daddy's lap.

[LuckyCharms]

14. Ivanka says, "If you have no skills, just do what I do"!

[SledDriver]

17. How would you word "Giving lap dances to my own father" on a resume?

[LuckyCharms]

18. Hobbies: Getting poked in the whiskers by rare, minuature mushrooms.

[LuckyCharms]

15. Ivanka says, "If you want something, have sex with your dad"!

[LuckyCharms]

16. Ivanka says, "If you can't talk normally, whisper breathlessly"!

[chriscan64]

19. I learned to write web code.

I quickly discovered that there is code that writes code. Billion dollar tech companies have something like 13 employees. There are robots that build robots. This problem that was happening in slow motion is now speeding up.

There is a dividing line between those who get seed money to get them started and those who don't. Student loans were a way to address the problem, but just like health care costs, when the government or other institutions pay for things the costs go up to the point where not only are the full retail sticker prices of college and health care unaffordable, the premiums and loan payments can't be met. The response to all of this is "you should have thought about that before you were born on the wrong side of the dividing line."

[HipChick]

20. How do I say this?

Just fuck off..

[no_hypocrisy]

22. Ivanka reminds me of the insipid Pearl Drops TV commercial from the Seventies.

[Cracklin Charlie]

23. When my son was about five years old,

I told him I needed a new car.

He said “just get a Corvette, Mom”.

Ivanker gives a five year old’s response to a complicated, life and death issue. Terrific.

[essme]

24. Should we contact the French to ask them

how we should address this issue?

[C_U_L8R]

26. From Smokey the Bear to Nepotism Barbie

The Ad Council has clearly lost its way. What an awful message of privileged resentment.

[Takket]

28. Sure easy!

I’m sure all the single moms who lost their waitressing jobs can just take a year of to train for a career in IT or HVAC repair!!!

[dalton99a]

29. Wise advice from a respected world leader

[Nevilledog]

33. Take your daugher/wife to work day!

[Alex4Martinez]

30. Link to Zoom presentation: Find Something New!!!!

FUCK YOU IVANKA!

https://www.facebook.com/NowThisPolitics/videos/1641320092694330/

[louis-t]

32. How many millions being spent on

"Find Something New" campaign? I think I'll concentrate on "Find Somebody New" for the White House.

[North Shore Chicago]

34. I will

volunteer to be a guard in charge of MF45's prison cell. I look forward to something new.