Trump Campaign Geniuses Send 'Pay Up, Deadbeat' Emails To Supporters

[TheBlackAdder]

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Joe Biden is ahead of Donald Trump in the polls — including Texas (tee hee!). Now, he's lapping President Klan Robe in fundraising. Biden's campaign brought in more than $141 million in June, a full $10 million more than Trump's ragamuffin operation. Handsome Joe likely benefitted from the virtual fundraisers Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, and Elizabeth Warren held last month.

Trump has more cash on hand right now, but the vice president has either tied or exceeded Trump's efforts since becoming the presumptive nominee in April. Biden's average online donation was $34, and his campaign said 68 percent of all donors were newly malarkey free.

Brad Parscale, Trump's campaign manager and organizer of his Empty Seat Convention in Tulsa, Oklahoma, still insists there's no “enthusiasm" for the Democratic nominee.

"No one is excited about Joe Biden, which is why he has to rely so heavily on surrogates like Barack Obama and radical Hollywood elites."

There's evidence that Team Trump is worried about its cash flow, because the campaign's fundraising emails have a growing air of desperation. This one from Eric Trump is rude and hectoring.

𝔓𝔢𝔡𝔯𝔬 𝔏. 𝔊𝔬𝔫𝔷𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔷
@emeriticus
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Jul 11
Brad Parscale appears to be working with Jared Kushner on campaign messaging, because this email imparts the feeling I am being evicted from the Republican party by a slumlord

Link to tweet

God, these people are idiots. It's a period of record-high unemployment, but they're sending messages marked “Final Notice" like they're the power company. Trump's gonna shut off his supporter's electricity unless they pay up now! He's a crappy president and an absentee landlord.


More 😂 at the jump:
https://www.wonkette.com/trump-campaign-geniuses-send-pay-up-deadbeat-emails-to-supporters

Shaking down the rubes now. The purpose of being a conservative IS to be a deadbeat!

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[Thomas Hurt]

1. lol, it is like it is inconceiveable to the campaign that any of the MAGAts

wouldn't cough up money. This comes across as desperate and needy.

Man, are they taking lessons from the evangelical con artists...

[Mike 03]

2. A DUer posted another one of these annoying solicitations, that one from

Don Jr., basically saying: If I don't see your name on the list of people who've donated by midnight tonight I'm going to have to report you to my father.

"Tone deaf" doesn't begin to describe this administration.

[AZ8theist]

12. "I'm going to have to report you to my father."

BWAHAHA!!

That sounds EXACTLY like two kindergartners arguing... I'M TELLING!!!

I'M TELLING MY DADDY ON YOU!! NO, I'M TELLING MY MOMMY ON YOU!!!!!!!!

What a bunch of fucking turds...

[leftieNanner]

17. "Just wait until my father gets home."

Geez. Really Junior?

[Jeebo]

3. One of my nicknames for him is Deadbeat Donald.

That's what I called him sometimes during the 2016 campaign because he was known for not paying caterers and contractors and others who had done work for him. If they complained, he would invite them to take it to court. Who can afford to get into a lengthy legal battle with a rich guy like him? That's how that con man has gotten rich, I am sure. He stole money from people he owed by just refusing to pay them. And he uses the courts to get away with that and everything else he gets away with. He uses the courts to intimidate and bully people, to steal from them, to delay things interminably. Deadbeat Donald is an apt nickname for the orange con man who is now our president, but I'm the only person I've ever heard call him that...

-- Ron

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. He would do that to banks, too!

Wouldn't repay the loans, then file nuisance suits if they tried to collect, which is why all the banks but one......And we all know which one, it rhyms with money laundering charges....banks refused to lend to him.
He is still not paying cities for any rally expenses, and is getting away with it.
Soon as a city sues the campaign, we will know the spell is broken.

[BComplex]

4. That email shows that trump KNOWS how stupid his supporters are.

There's so much about trump that is absolutely pitiful. I cannot understand how ANY person can possibly still follow him.

[wnylib]

23. Because they are just as pitiful.

[fleur-de-lisa]

5. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

That's the way to keep your dwindling base . . . berate them for not sending you money! That oughta work!

[kimbutgar]

7. I wish that young woman would do another tic tok of this email !

[Mr.Bill]

8. And don't forget most of the money Trump raises

won't be available for the campaign. It will be stolen to support him and his broke-ass kids.

[flibbitygiblets]

9. This is personal favorite assessment

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1282171931987513344

[IronLionZion]

10. I would be funny if Eric wrote it himself

since it is purportedly coming from him and mentions Lara and Don Jr.



Insulting their own supporters is always a winning strategy.

[cstanleytech]

15. Well keep in mind a lot of Trumps supporters enjoy ridiculing people like the disabled

so they might actually enjoy that email.

[Native]

13. $36.82? Sign me up!

[cstanleytech]

14. That email reeks of the smell of fear. nt

[keithbvadu2]

16. I keep getting 'last chance' letters to sign up for an extended car warranty.

I keep getting 'last chance' letters to sign up for an extended car warranty.

Quite a few last chances.

[leftieNanner]

18. You too!!!

I think my 1990 Volvo station wagon might still be under warranty, but I'm not sure.

Gotta call that guy back.

[Marie Marie]

21. Same Scam - Different Product.

[Vinca]

19. So Trump is learning what it feels like when the bills sent to him are ignored.

[mnmoderatedem]

20. "We've done everything we can to get you to join this prestigious group"

[sprinkleeninow]

22. fixed it...

"No one is excited about the orange disaster which is why we have to rely so heavily on surrogates like chuck woory and continual lying and outrageous made up crap."

[Grokenstein]

24. "A spot on the Honor Roll." JFC

I missed that one on the first go-round. Hilarious.