Things I'd rather do than listen to trump.

[Nevilledog]

[hlthe2b]

1. Ditto...

I can only stand short clips provided with appropriate comment/context-- like those provided by Aaron Rupar of VOX.

[Nevilledog]

3. My fists clench. Obviously I'm subconsciously picking fight over flight...lol

Didn't even realize I did that til hubby pointed it out.

[jrthin]

2. Yep. This sums up my thoughts.

[Dem2theMax]

4. Works for me.

I do yell at the TV a lot. I wonder what the neighbors think. They know I live alone.

[RKP5637]

6. Mine is broken, I've thrown too much stuff at it!

[Dem2theMax]

8. I've almost thrown my phone at my TV, numerous times.

I have to stop myself.
How would I communicate on DU if I did that?

[underpants]

5. 😆

[lame54]

7. Making a list would be a good test...

To see how long a DU post can go

[Dem2theMax]

10. It would go forever.

Start a new OP and see.

[lunatica]

14. A few years ago a DUer lady said she wanted to post a thread that lasts forever

It had many thousands of responses and is probably still around. It got so long that eventually you couldn’t click on it because it wouldn’t load anymore and your computer would freeze.

[Dem2theMax]

16. Gray Warrior!

And the duck.

[lunatica]

19. YES!

That was her!

[Dem2theMax]

20. Whatever happened to her?

I don't always pay attention to who is posting, but I know I wouldn't miss that duck in a million years. And I haven't seen her name or the duck in a long time.

[lunatica]

24. I don't know.

I didn’t find her in a search, but she may have changed her moniker when DU split up.

[ChazII]

22. I had forgotten about that thread.

Thank you for bringing back a good memory.

[Nevilledog]

28. I remember... The duck was duct-taped. Free the duck!

[Dem2theMax]

35. She actually freed the duck.

I felt sorry for the duck being duct-taped, but when it was freed, I missed it being duct-taped!

Gray Warrior, if you are out there under another name, come out and confess!

[Nevilledog]

36. I do not remember it being freed. Bet I missed a party.

[Dem2theMax]

37. I can't do searches from my phone.

I'll have to turn on the computer and see if I can find it.

[Nevilledog]

39. I wasn't around much during the Obama years cuz I was still working.

And the entire world hadn't gone to shit!

[Dem2theMax]

42. Oh, for the normal days. The kind of days where you didn't have to check the news every 10 seconds

to see if someone did something that might get a bomb dropped on our heads.

[Nevilledog]

43. That seems so fucking long ago. *sigh*

Now it's just waking up hoping dipshit stroked out on the shitter while tweeting at 3 a.m.

[Dem2theMax]

44. Have you been reading my waking thoughts?

[Nevilledog]

46. I think a lot of us have the same thoughts.

[Dem2theMax]

47. Yep!

[smirkymonkey]

9. He makes me feel stabby.

It's a good thing I live alone.

[Dem2theMax]

11. You really did make me laugh out loud!

[Nevilledog]

29. ...

[grantcart]

41. All sharp objects have been removed from the house

When Trump drones on my wife looks at me and says "your Parkinson's is very bad tonight dear"


I don't have Parkinson's.

[smirkymonkey]

45. *snort*

[lunatica]

12. I can only listen to him when Sarah Cooper talks.

[leftieNanner]

13. PERFECT!!

Now when I hear his voice, I picture her.

[lunatica]

18. I'm doing that too!

It really works!

[leftieNanner]

15. Root Canal

On every tooth.

One at a time.

Every day.

For a month.

[Dem2theMax]

17. You win.

Hands down, you win! 😱

[Nevilledog]

26. Unless you're a trumper. That would be max three teeth.

[leftieNanner]

30. Cost Savings!!

I needed a good LOL this afternoon.

Thanks.

[Nevilledog]

32. ...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. If it's between listening to that and inserting needles in my "junk". Damn! I don't know.... I guess

I'll have to apologize in advance, sorry my old friend. We've had a good run.........

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Eat An Ounce Of Bitrex

It's the tradename for denatonium sacharride.
It's the most bitter substance known.
You can taste the bitterness at 10ppb.
I'd eat an ounce of it rather than listen to PINO!

[Grammy23]

25. Get my teeth drilled

without deadening.

[hlthe2b]

27. "safer to watch Trump thru reactions of twitter people, like looking @ eclipse w pinhole camera"

I've decided it's safer to watch Trump press conferences through the reactions of Twitter people, like looking at an eclipse with a pinhole camera

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

31. Swiped from Sam Malone on "Cheers"

I'd rather comb my hair with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil.

[Nevilledog]

33. Read to to my husband and he said 'God, no. Chewing on tinfoil is awful"

I'm apparently married to someone who has, in fact, chewed on tinfoil.

[RainCaster]

34. Pluck my nose hairs

[kairos12]

38. Chew on tin foil.

[Nevilledog]

40. A 2nd for tin foil.