Jeff Sessions is not losing by a 2:1 margin ...

[eppur_se_muova]

But it's close to that.

Candidate Votes Pct.
Tommy Tuberville 109,223 63.3%
Jeff Sessions 63,336 36.7

172,559 votes, 853 of 2,281 precincts reporting

[brush]

1. Poor Beauregard. He wants his old job back. It's not going to happen.

And I don't care.

[Solomon]

2. I don't either, do you? Actually I do since I'm enjoying schadenfreud.

[malaise]

3. Good and I expect Jones to beat this fool

[Budi]

5. Gee Jeff, you didn't know that everything Trump touches, dies?

Maybe buy the book.

[BigDemVoter]

4. I am sure Tuberville is a vile piece of shit.

But I fucking loathe that little troll, Jeff Sessions. He recused himself from the Russia probe, sure, but he is still a racist and awful piece of shit. I don't mind seeing him humiliated, and frankly if Tuberville wins, will he vote much differently than Sessions? The one plus about having Sessions pull it off would be to see Pussy-Grabber positively enraged.

[thucythucy]

7. Wasn't Sessions the first senator to support tRump?

Serves him right. You can't do that kind of damage, and then expect to return to your own personal "normal."

[Blue_true]

9. Yes. Sessions backed Trump full tilt from the get go.

The racist shit Trump was saying titillated Sessions, he jumped onboard with both feet.

[madinmaryland]

8. He was a shitty football coach. Other than one year he barely made the top 25.

He’s a LOSER. Lou (err no) Nick Sabin has more championships than tubbyville has ever won.

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Dayyum, The Hill is calling it over already. UPDATE: AP is calling it.

Just heard on TRMS, Ali Velshi subbing.