Can we just skip to the end?

[Nevilledog]

[Laelth]

1. Oh, please!

Where’s my political remote?



-Laelth

[Nevilledog]

3. Make sure you hit mute so you don't accidentally hear him.

Unless he's crying. Then turn that fucker up to 11!

[tulipsandroses]

2. Or we find out it was a dream- like when Bobby didn't really die in Dallas and Pam was dreaming

And these last 3 years have been a bad a dream. Shower scene. The end.

[Nevilledog]

4. That would be great too!

[Dem2theMax]

8. That made me so mad!

I was really enjoying the season, and then they went and did that to all of us. I'm still mad about it! LOL!

[elleng]

5. YES, Please!

[Hoyt]

6. Don't have a lot of time to give up, but this would be good.

[Docreed2003]

7. I keep waiting for him to pull off his mask

And reveal himself to actually be Andy Kaufman and this has all just been on huge joke.

[JohnnyRingo]

9. ala Animal House.

Who went prison, who committed suicide and are lobbyists.

[tclambert]

10. They should all have the same ending: died in prison.

Donald Trump--died in prison.
William Barr--died in prison.
Mitch McConnell--died in prison.
Rudy Giuliani--died in prison.
Donald Trump, Jr.--died in prison.
Ivanka Trump--died in prison.
Eric Trump--died in prison.
Jared Kushner--died in prison.

Mary Trump--lived happily ever after.

[Leith]

11. Hellboy had a good line, too

When being told what kind of monster he was being asked to fight, he cut them off with a quick "Just skip to the end - how do I kill it?"

[NellieStarbuck]

12. I have this sinking feeling that it's going to be more like "The French Connection" --

-- where the chief criminal gets away scot-free and a couple of low-level functionaries get a slap on the wrist.

[Initech]

13. Donald Trump got 20 years to life. He barely lasted 5.

Mike Pence also got life in prison without parole, as did Bill Barr.

Melania divorced Trump and returned to her homeland, never to be heard from again.

Donald Trump Jr is a consultant for OANN.

Eric Trump is the host of America's Next Top Triggered Snowflake.

Ivanka owns a line of fashionable coffins.

Jared Kushner got sued by Jared Jewelers for repeated use of the phrase "He went to Jared".

Barron Trump is the new face of Goya.

[JeaneRaye]

14. Amen to that!

I'm exhausted.

[ThoughtCriminal]

15. Six weeks after seeking asylum in Russia

Donald Trump dies of "Natural causes".

Putin discovers that despite having access to every American secret, he was too lazy to read anything.

[oasis]

16. Yummy, except we'll miss all the squirming by Trump&co.