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bearssoapbox

(1,408 posts)
Wed Jul 15, 2020, 02:40 AM Jul 2020

We're all part of a conspiracy against Trumplethinskin & the ReThugLiCons.This was on my Facebook.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220723832039129&id=1636644601

Let me see if I've gotten this straight:

The three million+ Americans who have been positively diagnosed with this disease, and the 130,000+ who have died from it, plus their tens of millions of family members and friends, have all been the victims of a hoax, which involves the participation of millions of hospital workers, physicians, nurses, etc.? But there’s much more:

This same hoax involves billions of other people around the globe.

This is clearly the greatest scam pulled on the world in all of history. And it is the radical-left Democrats who are pulling this off are doing so just to cause all this worldwide misery to undermine Donald Trump, so he could be defeated in November? But wait, there’s much more:

“Big Pharma” is in on the hoax, just so they can scam billions in trying to develop a phony vaccine which they can tout as a prophylactic against further spread of the disease. But there’s much more:

Thousands of research institutes throughout the academic world, all working on treatments, cures and preventatives against this scam disease, are all in on the hoax. Oh, but there’s so much more:

Our entire defense intelligence establishment is part of this conspiracy (another tens of thousands of people). But there’s even more:

The entire journalistic community, hundreds of media outlets, networks, reporters, editors, publishers, and the entire worldwide enterprise referred to as the “mainstream media” have also all been part of this vast conspiracy. But there’s more:

Our entire military defense establishment has been a part of this conspiracy - but only the very top officials of course.

But fortunately:

A relatively small group of conservative (I won’t use the term “rightwing”) media pundits plus a retired quiz show host and Donald Trump have been able to discover this vast .conspiracy, so that finally:

The best way to combat this enormous scheme is via tweets on Twitter?
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I did some googling to see if this was anywhere else but no joy on that.

Of course, all of us Dems & Leftists this is just a "made up" theory to screw with the ReThugLiCons.

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We're all part of a conspiracy against Trumplethinskin & the ReThugLiCons.This was on my Facebook. (Original Post) bearssoapbox Jul 2020 OP
Yep. We sure owned them! dchill Jul 2020 #1
Yes, it's called an election. RandySF Jul 2020 #2
I just hope they don't catch us LuvNewcastle Jul 2020 #3
My Buddhist perspective vlyons Jul 2020 #4
It Is A Conspiracy! ProfessorGAC Jul 2020 #5

LuvNewcastle

(16,844 posts)
3. I just hope they don't catch us
Wed Jul 15, 2020, 05:02 AM
Jul 2020

in the basement of my favorite pizza parlor. That's the heart of all the darkness, you know.

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
4. My Buddhist perspective
Wed Jul 15, 2020, 05:41 AM
Jul 2020

Tibetan Buddhism believes there are 6 different realms of samsara, or psychological states of endless suffering. These are physical places that you can't locate on your GPS or googlemaps, but habitually mental states of being. The realm below our human realm is the animal realm, characterized by stupidity. And that is how the Trumpsters manifest to me. Stupid animals, who cannot reason, but just stubbornly follow their instincts. Never consider other possibilities. They are merely like pigs stubbornly stuck with their noses in the ground, rooting up bugs and worms. Or chickens scratching for bugs. Or like raccoons raiding garbage cans.

They will not give up their stubborn stupidity, or contemplate working for the benefit of others, or aspiring to become more enlightened. They are simply stuck in the realm of animal stupidity.

ProfessorGAC

(64,995 posts)
5. It Is A Conspiracy!
Wed Jul 15, 2020, 06:16 AM
Jul 2020

In other times, we called it the electoral consequences of being a crappy president.
The conspiracy is just voting for someone that knows what they're doing!

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