Photoshop Battle: Ivanka with a can of Goya beans (pic heavy)

[klook]

This Reddit thread has a few gems you might enjoy -- first, the original, and then some of the many parodies in the thread:


Original Photo

[grumpyduck]

1. I don't know how to refer to her without a bunch of people

calling me misogynistic, so I'll just say I wish she would crawl back under whatever rock she came out from.

[MuseRider]

3. That works.

No need to use gendered insults, as much as you may like to it just is not good anymore and for us it never has been. You can call her many things....a creep, a jerk, an idiot, a waste of clean air, many things and be creative without gender.

[grumpyduck]

9. Thank you,

but, the way things are going, even the terms you suggested could be seen as offensive by some people. For instance:

"Creep" -- could be offensive to people who have spinal problems and have to move bent over.

"Jerk" -- could insinuate a low level of intelligence.

"Idiot" -- could be offensive to some people with mental disabilities.

"Waste of clean air" -- don't know about this one, but I'm sure some people would find a way to get offended too.

Obviously I'm half joking here.

But only half.

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. I can think of a couple such words,

both apply perfectly to Princess Ivanka, and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with her gender.

Can't wait to see her in jail with the rest of that corrupt America-hating family.

[Brainfodder]

7. feckless and bunt's cousin?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Those are all great!

Wonderful, pointed parodies!

[irisblue]

5. Mary Trump has a comment

Link to tweet

[Maru Kitteh]

20. Those look delicious!

[Brainfodder]

6. #BlackBeansMatter should trend?

[matt819]

8. Quite apart from the ethical failings. . .

Did she really have can of black beans to promote goya products? Of all the products they sell, she displayed BLACK beans. Love the last image: Black Beans Matter.


And these people breed.

[klook]

10. Yep, it's for real...

She posted it to Twitter. Info here:
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ivanka-trumps-social-media-posts-goya-beans-provoke/story?id=71795732

And Dump Sr. posted a pic of himself with Goya products -- in the Oval Office, no less -- to Instagram (shown in the article at link).

Crude grifters, the lot of them.

Agreed -- Black Beans Matter is brilliant! As soon as I saw it, I had one of those "Why didn't I think of that??" moments.

[czarjak]

11. Steven Miller! HAHAHAHAHAHA...

[genxlib]

12. The side part of this that bugs me

I bet any amount of money they had some staffer scurrying all over DC to buy that stuff.

Are any of us to believe that they had it in their homes?

[klook]

13. Only their servants know for sure.

These jerks never cooked anything for themselves a day in their lives.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. Someone, please do one with this oldie....

"Bean, beans the American fruit.
The more you eat, the more you poot"


KY......

[ornotna]

25. My version growing up was

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
so eat beans for every meal!"

[klook]

28. Mine too! See my attempt...

[KY_EnviroGuy]

30. Great job!

That would even make a good protest poster.........

[ornotna]

32. Ha! It's great

Good job.

[klook]

29. See Post 28.

[Nevilledog]

15. Couple more

[renate]

16. I'd like to know who thought this picture was a good idea

Photoshopping possibilities aside, it's so dumb. Someone who thinks of herself as super classy, super important, and super pretty, holding up a can of beans, of all things, like she's Billy Mays?

[WePurrsevere]

17. They are just plain trashy. Trump posted ...

A promo pic too... In the Oval Office...
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-15/trump-daughter-ivanka-tout-goya-foods-after-ceo-praised-them

[malaise]

33. We've talking about this and not Covid-19

That's all they want

[sinkingfeeling]

18. This is the best one... Ivanka, Daddy and friend.

[klook]

19. Yes, creepy as hell

And excellent Photoshop skills. Thanks for posting this — hadn’t seen this one yet.

[Maru Kitteh]

21. That photo is SO gross.

Eeeebe jeebees accomplished.

[hunter]

24. All it needs is some boofing Bill Barr...

[Cha]

22. Yeah, I can believe Black BEANS matter to the wretched

Racists.. they're Peddling them from the WH. :strom:

[SidDithers]

23. The one I did yesterday...

Sid

[klook]

26. Haha, her favorite fragrance! (nt)

[flibbitygiblets]

27. Chelsea Handler's response

Link to tweet

[KY_EnviroGuy]

31. Twitter responds: nothing more than a shill of beans.

Link to tweet

Text:

schmeisenberg @schmeisy

It's poetic actually. Ivanka Trump's entire career amounts to nothing more than a shill of beans.

#BlackBeansMatter #LetThemEatBeans #NepotismBarbie
#FindSomethingNew #GoyaWay #ByeIvanka

KY........

[malaise]

34. This one #GoyaWay #ByeIvanka

I think #GoyaWayIvanka would be perfect

[Mendocino]

35. Beanaka

[malaise]

36. No #GoyaWay Ivanka is perfect

We want her to go away

[KY_EnviroGuy]

37. I think you started a Twitter thang....

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Text:

NoelCaslerComedy @CaslerNoel
Jul 15, 2020

If you think the daughter of mafia money-launderer who sexually assaults women for kicks and sold cocaine out of his casinos, towers and golf courses cares about the Hatch Act, you’re not paying attention.

KY.......

[malaise]

38. I borrowed from those you posted

Anything for the cause.