Trump: "Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as mine."

[yellowcanine]

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-biden-could-never-have-a-pandemic-as-big-as-his?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_071520&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9e16e3f92a40469f47abe&cndid=25974451&hasha=3a4c979fe6bceb1310a754c0052f11a5&hashb=375160aeadd16fbc781fbaf8d4aa0ca1fd6928c6&hashc=681906c77fac544102c9fb80204b99595458ceae7308b82f180408b647e53c8d&esrc=right_rail_humor&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz&fbclid=IwAR1QhlY0jooa74T7HweMhYc7m21t9bpFnMTzyeRXs-4PjaSoPxh7UAAUzdA

WASHINGTON, D.C.(The Borowitz Report)—Trying out a new line of attack against the former Vice-President, Donald Trump said on Wednesday that Joe Biden could never have a pandemic as big as his.

“Biden was Vice-President for eight years and had all the time in the world to have a pandemic,” Trump said. “Where was his pandemic?”

By contrast, Trump asserted, “In just a few months, I’ve built the biggest pandemic this country has seen in a hundred years.”

[Dem2theMax]

1. Second time in a week I have fallen for one of these headlines.

[dem4decades]

2. Trump does speak yhe truth some times.

[niyad]

3. How unutterably sad that I actually had to check the source before I started screaming.

[padah513]

4. Before I even clicked on the post I said to myself please tell me this is the onion

I was close.

[lunatica]

5. I really wanted it to be Trump, not Borowitz.

I would have believed it too.

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

6. So this is the Dumpster's latest fantasy goal

He needs to have the biggest something (small hands, you know), so now he can boast about the biggest pandemic in the world. Might make him eligible for the Noble Prize for Stupidity.

This would be great satire if it wasn't so close to the truth.