Special message from Ivanka Trump.

[Binkie The Clown]

by way of Elle:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ivanka-thinks-unemployed-people-try-200100387.html

Good afternoon and happy pandemic to you, serfs! It is I, Ivanka Trump, former and future star of The Apprentice, and I come bearing a special message from my close personal friend @realdonaldtrump. We are receiving reports that times are hard! I was in a briefing earlier about the very concerning news that the economy was viciously attacked by cancel culture. I considered sending the economy a Get Well Soon card but I refrained because, famously, we in the Trump administration hate the U.S. Postal Service and I do not want to encourage them. Instead, I sent the economy one (1) free ticket to an upcoming Trump rally (with purchase of a hat and an appetizer; dine-in only; void where prohibited). One of the by-products of the Liberal Media's attack on the economy is that many people are claiming that they do not have jobs. We have decided that this is bad because "JOBS!" is kind of our whole thing. But, also "You're Fired!" was our whole thing before so maybe we're ambivalent about this? Anyway, let us pretend that I care for moment. Because I have spent every moment of the last 30 seconds thinking about American unemployment, I am pleased to announce the "Find Something New" campaign, an initiative I am leading with Wilbur Ross, Commerce Secretary and tertiary villain.

(More at the link)

[FM123]

1. Even though this isn't serious, I wouldn't be surprised if she actually felt this way....

I will tell you a personal story from my real life to help illustrate this point. At one point, I was a television personality and professional Brand. Then my father ran for president as a grift and I decided to Find Something New. Now I am a senior advisor to the president! So, if you're unable to return to your old job at a local movie theater, perhaps you should try that instead. Call your father and see if he needs any co-conspirators. Be creative!

[Ohiogal]

3. Remember when

Mitt Romney encouraged young entrepreneurs to “be creative” about starting up their own business by asking to borrow the money from their parents?

About the same level of real world awareness...

[FM123]

4. Omg, I almost forgot about that!

[Ohiogal]

2. I hope we will see Ivanka have to

“Find Something New” next January