Jeff Sessions is living proof that everything Trump touches dies....

[kentuck]

At one time, he had a guaranteed seat in the US Senate for as long as he lived. He had seniority and was on the prestigious Senate Judiciary Committee.

He knew he could never be President so his dream was to be the Attorney General of the United States. Enter Donald J Trump.

He was the first Senator to brandish his MAGA hat and Trump named him his Attorney General. But Sessions had been infected by the Senate rules from his long time service on the Judiciary and recused himself from the Russian investigation. This put him on Donald Trump's shit list, where he remained until he was replaced.

Thinking back to his old glory as a US Senator, he decided to run for the Senate in the last election. Trump endorsed his opponent. Sessions lost over-whelmingly.

He is now a dead man politically.

[patricia92243]

1. Just the first of many poor fools that trusted Trump in politics.

[Phoenix61]

2. Awww. Well Twitler accidentally accomplished

one good thing, torching Session’s political career.

[LakeArenal]

3. Lie down with fleas and snakes...

Infect fleas and snakes.

He’s not the only Puke trump ruined.

But still.... they chase his non-existent good will.

[Nevilledog]

4. ...

[Maru Kitteh]

5. Actually, Beauregard is the one who reached out to touch Trump.

So . . . .


Some people just have to touch the damn stove.

[Duncan Grant]

6. So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone

Dragged down by the stone...

[chriscan64]

7. Steven Colbert showed one of his latest commercials

It was so pathetic the way he tried to suck up to Trump despite Trump actively working against him. The commercial and his career ended with him putting on that stupid hat.