For my 5k post.......a little fun

[Nevilledog]

Mine was:

"Florida Man" Ends Argument With Chainsaw Strike

[Laelth]

1. Here's what I got.

Florida Man Who Ran Naked Through Airport Screaming About A Bomb Sentenced To Probation



-Laelth

[Phoenix61]

2. Florida man cited after authorities found an

illegally poached gator foot stuck in his dashboard. There were other gator parts scattered around the truck. Ewww

[lagomorph777]

3. OMFG that's hilarious! I got a whole bunch of GOLD!

Florida Man arrested after being found with decapitated shark

Florida man accused of putting semen in coworker's water.

A Florida man is accused of breaking into a woman's home and holding her hostage while he masturbated and tried on her baby's clothes

A Florida man was flashing cash on a Facebook Live stream when he was interrupted by a police raid

A naked Florida Man was arrested after breaking into a South Florida High school and spending nearly 24 hours vandalizing the building.

[Nevilledog]

4. A goldmine!

[cayugafalls]

5. It can be abused though if you post it to social media.

as it exposes more info about you, sure it is not your year, but it is your birthday.

There was a warning about this last year.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/that-florida-man-challenge-phish-or-menace/

[Nevilledog]

6. There's always a buzzkiller.

[cayugafalls]

9. I'm sorry, did not mean to be a buzzkill on your 5000.

Congrats though...really big landmark!

[Nevilledog]

13. ...

[cwydro]

8. Yeah, kind of amazing what people will put into the internet.

I've got a friend who does all those Facebook quizzes. There is NOTHING she won't tell Facebook.

[drray23]

7. Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex

[Zorro]

10. Florida Man Threatens To Destroy Everyone With Army Of Turtles, Police Say

[mokawanis]

11. Florida man robs bank, strips naked, and runs down the street

throwing money on the ground as he's running.

Ya don't see that every day!

[Freedomofspeech]

12. Florida man arrested for dousing his sleeping girlfriend with

ketchup because he thought she was having an affair.

Same day: Florida man arrested for hitting his girlfriend with a cheeseburger and pushing her down the stairs.

[Vinnie From Indy]

14. Florida Man chases couple around a Chick Fil A....

...demanding they look at his genitals.