Trump Claims His Major First Term Accomplishment Is Dishwashers Have More Water
The Onion writers may want to hire him in in February. Just put him in a room, tell him he is brilliant and to keep coming up with amazing ideas like this because his idiot reality puts their clever satire to shame.
PoliticusUSA
At A White House event, Trump claimed that one of his major first-term accomplishments is making sure that dishwashers have more water.
Trump said, “Dishwashers, so you didn’t have any water, so the people that do the dishes, you press it, and it goes again. You do it again and again, so you might as well give them the water, because you’ll end using less water, so we made it so that dishwashers now have a lot more water, and in many places, in most places of the country, water is not a problem. They don’t know what to do with it. It’s called rain. They don’t have a problem and old fashioned incandescent light bulbs. I brought em back. I brought em back.”
Trump touts his major first-term accomplishments: “we made it so dishwashers now have a lot more water and in a lot of places, many places, most places of the country, water is not a problem, they don’t know what to do with it. It’s called rain.” pic.twitter.com/ITzdPPRwYA
— Alex Thomas (@AlexThomas) July 16, 2020
Trump’s major first-term accomplishment was adding more water to dishwashers, which wasn’t a problem because most people had plenty of water, so Trump’s major first-term accomplishment was pointless. Trump also went back to his bizarre infatuation with light bulbs, which he has been on a kick about because he thinks energy-efficient lighting makes him look orange. Hint: It’s not the lightbulbs.
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Either way, he wouldn't know what a dishwasher was if you put him in an appliance store and asked him to pick one out!
I thought he was upset about toilet flushing. And I know the only reason he was complaining about that is because he has to flush the toilet multiple times. He never would have brought it up otherwise.
Somebody please tell me this is a Seinfeld episode and we're going to be out of it soon. 
Everything has gone so past absurd.
I wish I could drink. Oh, would my head hurt right now.
The business end of a tough, old broom. That would count as fiber, wouldn't it? I don't want to give him anything that's actually nutritious.
He's just confusing dishwasher with toilet.
Totally understandable.
I swear, sometimes I read these things and I start wondering if I'm losing my mind.
This stuff can't be real. But it is!
