Scene from the movie "The Martian"

[edhopper]

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if main character Watney was a Republican.



They couldn't "Science the Shit" out of a paper bag.

[rzemanfl]

1. Please check your subject line. n/t

[jpak]

3. No don't

[Blecht]

5. LOL

I think the subject line works just fine as is.

[edhopper]

7. I am slightly

dyslectic.

[rzemanfl]

8. My keyboard is dyslectic.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

[nuxvomica]

2. OT, but if someone died on Mars in a space suit would they be a skeleton?

I can imagine the astronaut's own microbiome cleaning the bones but wouldn't it be too hostile an environment for the microbes to survive long enough?

[Hugin]

4. Don't be getting all sciency on it!

Not vogue!

Good point.

[Ilsa]

9. "Meteorology estimates he'll be covered in

sand from normal weather activity within a year."

[irisblue]

6. The rescue astronauts would be from the ESA like Vogel, wearing that patch

I love the movie & book

Wiki-"Alex Vogel is a German chemist and astronaut who works for the European Space Agency (ESA). He is part of the Ares III mission as a joint project between NASA and ESA. In addition to being part of the Ares III mission, Vogel is also the first German to go to Mars.

[mnhtnbb]

10. I loved that line in the movie when he said he was going to have to

"science the shit" out of his situation.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. Republicans don't use "science" as a verb, ...

... they use it as a curse.

As in, "Science you, Fauci!".