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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,576 posts)
2. You can still wear your thong, too.
Fri Jul 17, 2020, 08:45 PM
Jul 2020

Or your fishnet stockings,

or you can wrap yourself in cling-wrap,


or you can wear a parking cone,


or whatever this is:

cayugafalls

(5,639 posts)
4. His clothes were smelly? Full body condom? No Corona getting in here!
Fri Jul 17, 2020, 08:57 PM
Jul 2020

A few theories, but he has me wondering too...

cayugafalls

(5,639 posts)
6. Well, he did cover them in cling wrap, so corona theory is making more sense.
Fri Jul 17, 2020, 09:07 PM
Jul 2020

He might be afraid and went all "I need to shop, but don't want corona, so yea, cling wrap."

He could be on a diet and trying to sweat off some pounds...

Weird dude for sure, but that is what makes Walmart at 1am so cool.

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)
8. Here in New Mexico it's the state government that is mandating masking. WalMart and all other
Fri Jul 17, 2020, 09:12 PM
Jul 2020

Last edited Fri Jul 17, 2020, 09:42 PM - Edit history (1)

retail venues are complying since stores can be fined 100 bucks for each unmasked customer in their
store. I'm glad to see this happening here. Of course your mileage in other states may vary... That's why
it's important to elect Democrats!

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