Trump zings Biden for not having a boat parade

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Only one presidential candidate is getting a whole bunch of people to sail boats on his behalf.

That's right, while supporters of President Trump put together boat parades in his honor on his birthday and the Fourth of July, former Vice President Joe Biden hasn't had any big boat bashes to support his candidacy. And as far as Trump sees it, that's a symbol of electoral prowess that deserves to be rubbed in Biden's face.

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Trump's campaign sent out a punnily titled campaign email on Friday, reading "NO BOAT PARADES: Enthusiasm for Joe Biden is Sinking." After all, "it's clear President Trump's voters will run through a brick wall to vote for him," the email reads, linking not to a video of a Trump supporter squaring up with some bricks, but to the Trump campaign's communication director on Fox News making the hyperbole. "Ain't nobody running through a brick wall to vote for Joe Biden — and he certainly won't be having a boat parade any time soon," the email finishes.

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Unfortunately for Trump, a few thousand boaters turned voters won't make much of a splash on the electoral map.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-zings-biden-not-having-205100677.html

Speaking as one who lives in the Puget Sound region that's a rather puny ass collection of boats. But then this the guy who brags about the size of his hands and his you know what,

[Nevilledog]

1. Wow....that is so NOT going to leave mark.

[Baked Potato]

2. Good, used boats are a dime a dozen, never buy new.

I was just thinking about all those yahoos on their not-paid-for boats, Lol.

[onethatcares]

11. yep, there goes

their credit rating. A hole in the water you throw money into, break out another thousand, two best days in a mans' life.....etc,

I'm in floriduh and have owned a few boats. They turn into money pits, especially now that they are computer driven. No maintenance, no water joy. And licensed mechs can and do get 45.00/hr on up. How long does it take to change the oil in an outdrive?

[Ohiogal]

3. I'm sure Biden

Is really depressed over this ....

[Initech]

4. I'd much rather have a leader who does his fucking job than one who has boat parades!

[TheBlackAdder]

5. There are some good retorts, such as Klanish Armada. But I laughed at this MAGA getting burned.

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[irisblue]

6. Boater Fraud.

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[Thekaspervote]

7. I'm just sure Biden's poll numbers will be cratering come Monday

[rockfordfile]

8. What's with this right-wing crap?

[Maeve]

9. No boats matter; no boats vote

[Generic Other]

10. Lake Union and Seafair

draws a bigger crowd of boats than that!

[Cha]

12. Traitor&BEANS "zings" SHITE