Wow! Trump is in fine fiddle. Pic with his boy Lindsey Graham:

[Kingofalldems]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=&w=916


Lindsay Graham: " Yes sir, I'll tell the press for the 3rd time in a row that you shot a 74."

[skylucy]

1. Ew.

[TheBlackAdder]

30. "I'm twice the man you are!"

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[Cha]

42. "Sir, which ball is that, Sir!"

Perfect.

[BittyJenkins]

2. EWWWWWW

[demmiblue]

15. Lindsey Graham is a man. n/t

[kimbutgar]

29. Do a search on Lady G

[demmiblue]

31. No (though I do know of which you refer), do a search on homophobic comments. n/t

[mcar]

4. Note that the font on his hat is extra large, too

Wow!

[bullimiami]

5. lindseys not a midget. what is trump jabba the hut?

[leftieNanner]

10. Geez

Does Trump wear lifts in his golf shoes too??

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. According to the Internetz he's 5'7" so not very tall,

but even so, he's probably been instructed to slump a bit whenever he's in Trump's presence, just to be sure His Lardship can loom over him.

[bullimiami]

37. yup 5'7" but he's a normal sized man. maybe just a bit below average.

[ProfessorGAC]

58. Definitely

Per the census bureau data, 60% of US men are 5'7" to 5'11".
Seems reasonable to call that 4" span the typical height.

[sandensea]

61. Probably 5'5" - going by the "extra 2 inches" rule of most celebrities

I lived in West L.A. for several years, and saw this time-honored practice in action.

[yellowcanine]

6. Trump is trying to claim Lindsey's ball as his own. Lindsey says okay then.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Trump has long ago claimed Lindsey's balls as his own.

[MyOwnPeace]

19. Response of the day!

[yellowcanine]

23. Oh my. I didn't see that one coming. SHAZAM!

Good one, VO!

[Dios Mio]

63. Yep.

[SergeStorms]

67. And Trump's balls...

are usually resting on Lindsey's chin.

[SWBTATTReg]

79. Ha hah heh ha...

[gulliver]

21. Lol

[hlthe2b]

7. Jimminy. He looks 400 pounds there.

[Botany]

16. @ the very least 3 and 1/2 bills

When will this nightmare be over? 65,000 new cases a day and he is golfing?

[Mopar151]

40. No muscle under the flab, and he's only 6' tall

Small frame....
I'm from a family of "big galoots" - 6'7" myself, Dad,uncles, grandfathers and cousins of similar size.

He's a 180 pound weakling, at most, plus the flab - which is considerable! I'd put him in the 275# area, judging from my weight struggles. It's not healthy weight - look at the sunken chest and "Spare tire", the lack of muscluature in shoulders and arms.

He seems to stand better while wearing his golf shoes. How does he walk in them?

And, it's pretty obvious that he has some MAJOR shoulder pads in his suit jackets!

[llmart]

82. There's no way he's 275.

Probably about 325 or so.

Also, you can tell from the picture that the "exercise" is sure working for him.

[sarcasmo]

55. Easy 375

[winstars]

8. Mutt and Jeff???

[TheBlackAdder]

36. Mutt and Mutt's Door Mat

[WyattKansas]

72. Bubba and Skeeter

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

9. This needs a caption!

Trump- 'you go over there and find my ball. When you do throw it onto the fairway,'

[yellowcanine]

35. "That's my ball over there. Yours is the one in the sand trap."

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

83. "...Yours is under my cleated shoe here."

[Midnight Writer]

11. Is there a picture of Lindsey clinging on to the back of Trump's careening golf cart?

If not, there should be.

[Blue Owl]

12. Freak Show on the Back Nine

Look at that tiny finger pointing to wherever it was he just cheated

[leftieNanner]

13. Look at the fit of his golf shirt!

In order for it to fit around his gut, the shoulder seams are half way down his arms. Must be an XXXL!

I'm so glad he is the healthiest President in history!

[SunSeeker]

70. Good catch. I guess they don't make custom tailored golf shirts.

[leftieNanner]

75. Well his suits don't fit either

so I'm guessing that he's an off-the-rack kinda guy.

[Pachamama]

17. Note the pant legs and how long they are...

Aside from the fact that he can’t pull them up over that massive belly, he isn’t wearing his usual “lifts” so they hang long....

[Newest Reality]

18. No wonder they like him...

Trump truly looks like the GOP elephant. Stick some ears and a thin tail on him and you have a mascot.

Lindsey's body language looks like he is moving in to Trump.

[tanyev]

22. 'Splaining why those 7 hits should really be a hole in one.

Lindsey: “Of course, Mr. President.”

[DFW]

24. "I said, PICK MY BALL OUT OF THE WATER AND PUT IT ON THE GREEN! What part didn't you understand?"

"Lindsey, if you didn't get that, either you need a hearing aid, or I need a new caddy."

[onethatcares]

28. you left out

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"I don't care how big that gator is, you're from South Carolina, go get it boy".

[JHB]

26. The phrase is "fine fettle", but since he's doing the whole Nero thing, "fiddle" works too.

[3catwoman3]

80. Thank you.

You beat me to it.

[erronis]

27. I'm surprised trump can even see the ball when he's swinging. (That's what Stormy said too.)

Lindsay has a nice set of tanned legs. Must be at the pool a lot.

What a waste of taxpayers' money - the lot of them.

[Funtatlaguy]

33. He's been known to be in some pool (boys) or two (hundred).

[SergeStorms]

68. I've seen better legs...

in a bucket of chicken.

[Dem2theMax]

32. Don't you want to live long enough for the truth to come out?

What does Trump have on Lindsey Graham?
And more importantly, what does Russia have on Trump?

[RussBLib]

34. again with the golf?

Is this a new picture?

You know, just the simple fact about how Trump swore he would not hardly play ANY golf as president because he would be just TOO busy, and how he constantly criticized Obama for playing golf, the fact that he then went 180 degrees and set every record in the book about how often he plays golf, would be enough to turn me against Trump, if I had voted for him, which I did not. But these Trumpers will forgive him anything, as long as he is white.

[catbyte]

38. ...

[Nevilledog]

39. Hot & Not

[dchill]

43. Yin & Yuck.

[ornotna]

48. Gallant and Goofus n/t

[dchill]

41. Two hot to trot.

[nolabear]

45. Oh Lord...I cannot say what I want to say.

[Cha]

46. Well, Traitor & BEANS looks like a Stupid Oaf in his

black long golf pants

[NoMoreRepugs]

47. Lardass is 275+ at the bare minimum.

[mokawanis]

49. He's ugly and Melania dresses him funny.

He's just a big old gassy bag of shit.

[renate]

53. I can't stop laughing at the title and the comment

Love the snark and love the accuracy of the description.

[WyattKansas]

71. No wonder she looks so crazed all the time...

She has had it with being under that big fat belly.

[blugbox]

50. You would think he could get someone to dress him better

He's the freaking president and he's dressed like a slob.

Pants up around the belly button yet still piled up around his ankles AKA pants are like three sizes too big.

Short sleeves hanging past his elbows and shoulder seams mid bicep AKA shirt is also like three sizes too big.

Font on hat also three sizes too big haha. But trust me he's a big powerful man. I mean just look okay his giant clothing size, clearly intimidating lol

[captain queeg]

51. Without a jacket to provide some cover we can see how hugely fat he is

I’ve been thinking his jacket looks like it’s going to pop it’s buttons lately but hard to see how he can even button up a blazer. I’m thinking some kind of girdle to hold the fat in, and doesn’t wear it golfing. He has to be around 300 lbs.

[JDC]

52. Trump looks horrible. Lindsey is much smaller than I realized

[sarcasmo]

54. Lindsey Graham: Yes Mr. Trump you kicked the ball that way.

[madamesilverspurs]

56. If putters could talk . . .

[George II]

57. He looks like he put on about 30 pounds since just last week! And what's with the old man....

....belt just below his man-boobs?

[SergeStorms]

64. Doctor's have said...

there's a phenomenon called "The Covid 10" right now. Just about all of their patients have gained 10-15 lbs. since their previous visit. I've been trying to keep up with my exercise, but I've put on 7 lbs. since March. At my age it's hard as hell to get rid of, too.

[George II]

65. Since March I've actually LOST 10 pounds.

[SergeStorms]

69. Good for you!

Now, was that planned, or did it occur because of something else? Either way, you're healthier for it. Keep it up.

[Kingofalldems]

73. ...

[gab13by13]

59. For golfers out there,

Trump may have problems clearing his hips.

Curious if they're hitting from the senior tees or ladies?

[SergeStorms]

62. The senior ladies tees.

Notice you never see any morbidly obese golfers in the PGA? Trying to get a good shoulder turn with a 50 lb. bag of potatoes hanging off the front of you is somewhat difficult. Trump didn't have a bad swing 20 years ago, but from what I've seen lately he'd be better off taking up needle-point or something. Don't forget, this is the only "exercise" Trump gets.

[Roland99]

60. What are those pants made of? Reinforced titanium?

[cp]

66. Guess he can't golf in his girdle

[rateyes]

74. Wonder what he shot on the back 9.

[TheCowsCameHome]

76. He looks like a fucking lighthouse.

[struggle4progress]

77. "It's the blimp!"

[Larissa]

78. When is Trump's due date?

He's put meters in all the golf carts so the Secret Service will know how much they owe him for the honor.

[LuckyCharms]

81. "Lindsey, your balls are over there".

[ooky]

85. Damn. If he keeps eating quarter pounders pretty soon he's going to need

a fucking wheelbarrow.