It turns out @realDonaldTrump does have a White House pet

[riversedge]

Lindsey is afraid donny won't invite him to golf anymore if he does not heap praise on Donny


It turns out @realDonaldTrump does have a White House pet.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'm surprised Lindsey's cellphone signal worked well enough

from inside Trump's colon for him to send out a tweet.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. That's no pet; that's a mangy cur.

Mangy curs are the worst. Sometimes they bite their owners unexpectedly. All it takes is a little change in wind direction.

[Rollo]

3. More like a suppository...

[dalton99a]

4. Well done, indeed

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[mr_lebowski]

5. Eddie Haskell had nothing on this guy (nt)

[Shermann]

6. His hands go up like that when he's going into carnival barker mode

It was very obvious in the Chris Wallace interview

[MurrayDelph]

7. "your favorite President"?

That asshole aunt even in my top 50.