When you order something online

[Nevilledog]

[DonaldsRump]

1. Good one!!! n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Off the rack tRump and Moscow Mitch.

[hlthe2b]

3. Dapper! versus...

Dumpy!

[lastlib]

26. or, Dapper versus snapper!

(as in turtle...)

[hlthe2b]

32. Yup... that's it!

[yonder]

51. +1. laughing out loud here, don't know about anyone else

[dubyadiprecession]

4. Nice yellow suit, matches his belly!

[MojoWrkn]

11. I thought it must match that stripe down his back!

[leftieNanner]

5. I have lust in my heart for that man on the left!

He's a GQ model!

Mitch is a lumpy old evil man.

[Nevilledog]

7. Just for you!

[leftieNanner]

8. Oh! Be Still My Heart!

Thanks.

[Nevilledog]

10. ...

[OMGWTF]

17. Is that the portrait of Obama that Traitor Tot had moved to Storage Room A?

[Nevilledog]

19. No.

[yellowdogintexas]

38. Joe and Jill will have a ceremony which will make up for it

If I were President Obama, I would not want the unveiling of my portrait to happen while #45 is still in residence

[Nevilledog]

40. Totally agree.

[Cha]

58. Wow.. Mahalo for that! I wondered what

it looked like.

[Nevilledog]

59. He looks very distinguished. I miss him.

[sarge43]

64. That photo was snapped just as Michelle walked into the room. n/t

[KentuckyWoman]

45. Michelle is fortunate.

Which has nothing to do with the fact the man looks good.

Whatever his shortcomings are ... I sure can't see them.

[leftieNanner]

47. They are both fabulous

Friends of mine, a couple, each think the other one is the brilliant one! Same kinda deal.

[malaise]

49. Careful now - I'm not sharing him

Cat fight in aisle #3

[Sanity Claws]

6. All that money and the Turtle doesn't have clothes that fit?

Maybe there really is a turtle shell under that ill-fitting suit.

[frazzled]

15. We were once invited to a dinner

at the house of a board member for the public institution at which my husband worked (we were newcomers, and thus invited to get acquainted). The spouse of another employee was discreetly filling us in on who was who in the room, and at one point said: "See that older gentleman in the rumpled old plaid jacket and the scuffed-up shoes?" We saw him. "Well, that's XX (the owner of a distinguished chain of department stores and a noted art collector). You have to be that rich to get away with looking so bad," he quipped.

It's true. A lot of very wealthy people of that generation (and even Mitch's) drive old cars and dress down, because they don't want to "look" wealthy. Or sometimes because they just don't give a damn about it.

With McConnell, I think it's mainly that there's no way of making him look good, no matter how good the tailor.

[diva77]

29. perhaps the ill-fitting clothes are designed to distract from the wearer

[peggysue2]

33. Or sometimes (like McTurtle) they're hoping to avoid questions as to how the money was made

Robbing the Treasury or grifting my heart out are not good answers.

[leftieNanner]

48. Plus, many folks from the Depression Era

Just don't spend money easily. My parents were certainly not wealthy, but you would have thought they were very poor in the way they handled their cash.

[bedazzled]

9. Mitch looks like the bug in men in black

In his brand new edgar suit!

[Shrike47]

31. A great acting job by Vincent D'Onofrio.

[Sloumeau]

12. Moscow Mitch McConnell...yellow as always. :) nt

[Guilded Lilly]

13. Great laugh for the day! Thank-you!

[brush]

14. Hahahahahahahahaha! On the left, satisfaction. On the right, buyers' remorse.

[KentuckyWoman]

46. +1 bazillion

[yaesu]

16. and another

<a href="https://ibb.co/PW8ZTKg"><img src="" alt="order" border="0"></a>

[Nevilledog]

22. The one on the left I'd order from Pornhub.

The one on the right from Fingerhut.

[yaesu]

24. Canada's prime minister is looking good! nt

[Bayard]

27. Mmmmm......Eye Candy!

[japple]

28. Justin looks tres beau; tRUMP thinks that picture makes his hands look

LARGE!

[akbacchus_BC]

56. Wow, the one on the left is my PM. He looks better in person. Saw him

close up when he came over to our group in one of Vancouver's Pride Parade. I have a photo with him and my two daughters in the following year Pride Parade. My daughters were in their third year Carnival Sensations performance at Pride.

[yardwork]

18. That's funny.

[dflprincess]

20. Looks like Penny's was having a sale Yertle couldn't resist

Even though the only suit left was two sizes too small.

[Initech]

21. Also when you order something online vs when it arrives:

[RussellCattle]

39. This may be the worst picture of Trumps that I've ever seen. And that saying something.

That belt would go around Obama twice and still need an extra hole punched in it.

[Initech]

65. Well they say that the camera adds 10 pounds...

To quote Chandler from Friends - "how many cameras are on him???".

[RussellCattle]

69. Had to laugh out loud at that one.

[eppur_se_muova]

70. That was a Johny Carson quip from years ago ...

He made that remark completely spontaneously!

[ffr]

23. Oh just stop!

I can't take it anymore!

[Mr.Bill]

25. Martha's Vineyard Sunday at church vs

Kentucky Colonel's reunion.

[Bayard]

30. Obama did rock that tan suit

I think that's what got rethuglicans more stirred up than anything.

[montana_hazeleyes]

66. No doubt about that. He looks like a model. He's so fit and handsome! 🌟💋

They are jealous of everything about him.

[marieo1]

34. Viewpoint

President Obama looks like a professional. The other guy looks like a pile of s---!!

[Nevilledog]

36. Correction: He is a pile of shit.

[47of74]

68. Yeah that guy on the reich...I didn't know they could stack shit that high

[Cousin Dupree]

35. Bunker Boy buys his suits at Dollar Tree! Tailoring? Who needs tailoring?

[leftieNanner]

42. That's why his pants are so baggy

He buys the suits off the rack and the waist size is so big. Therefore baggy legs.

[Cousin Dupree]

43. Yep. He's a real fashion plate. The huge flapping pant legs are soooo attractive.

[TexasTowelie]

52. Not that I care for Mitch,

but we should keep in mind that he did have polio when he was a young child so his legs were undersized and he has difficulty climbing stairs. It's probably not a good idea to poke fun of anyone's disability.

[Scarsdale]

61. How did he pass the physical

for the army, then? He was only in the service for a matter of weeks, but if he had polio, how did he manage that?

[TexasTowelie]

62. I don't know how he passed the physical, but here is the story about him having polio as a child:

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/mcconnell-virus-carries-echo-boyhood-polio-70077968

[SergeStorms]

37. Ouch!

That suit might have fit Turtle-man 25 lbs. and 30 years ago, but it isn't doing much for him now. That suit isn't "off the rack", it's from "under the rock". I wouldn't be buried in a suit that looked like that!

[pandr32]

41. OMG!

[jmowreader]

44. Y'know...

When I did Permanent Change of Station moves in the Army, I always carried my dress greens stuffed into my duffel bag. When I got where I was going, I immediately took the greens to the base dry cleaners and had them cleaned and pressed so they'd be fresh for my new command.

Mitch's suit looks worse than my greens did the second I took them out of the bag.

[warmfeet]

50. Damn!

President Obama looks wonderful.

Whyd'u post a picture of a wrinkled turtle next to him?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

53. Good one

[Blue Owl]

54. On the right, a dick in a burlap sack

n/t

[Tribetime]

55. OMG he stands like trump stick up his ass

[SunSeeker]

57. LOL

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

60. No wonder Mitch hated Obama.

[obamanut2012]

63. Wish McConnell

[Different Drummer]

67. Gallant on the left. Goofus on the right.

DD