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Wed Jul 22, 2020, 03:10 PM

From a friends FB post... COVID "humor/commentary"

So we're into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. I didnít write this but These words made me laugh but there's a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . .😂

1. So let me get this straight, thereís no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, itís that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet. Just look at the idiot wearing his mask below his nose in Publix.

5. Just wait a second Ė so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? Youíre kidding, right?

6. People are scared of getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds, as if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasnít enough of a deterrent.

7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

8. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear itís going to take a whole vineyard to homeschool one.

14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.

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tblue37 Jul 2020 #2
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Response to BadGimp (Original post)

Wed Jul 22, 2020, 03:14 PM

1. Thanks for posting! They are truly funny. nt

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Response to BadGimp (Original post)

Wed Jul 22, 2020, 03:49 PM

2. K&R and thanks. nt

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Response to BadGimp (Original post)

Wed Jul 22, 2020, 05:35 PM

3. You indeed made me laugh! Thanks!

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Response to BadGimp (Original post)

Thu Jul 23, 2020, 02:27 PM

4. The first one is surely what Trump was thinking during his infamous "disinfectant" press conference.

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