Oh my god.

[catbyte]

Link to tweet

[unblock]

1. And if you get enough points you get ice cream!!!

[TexasTowelie]

3. My doctor gave lollipops.

I think that he received a kickback of some type from the dentist.

[underpants]

12. Hell, he'd been happy with a fruit roll up and a juice box

[dflprincess]

19. Two scoops?

[Different Drummer]

33. Of raisins.

DD

[moonscape]

21. I spit my wine! n/t

[LakeArenal]

2. 20 minutes later....🙄

It took him twenty minutes? Yikes.


The last two questions are
What date is it? and Where are you right now? Tough tough questions. 20 minutes.

[Totally Tunsie]

4. ...and if you color your flag correctly, you get a star!

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[renate]

14. back when the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES couldn't draw the UNITED STATES FLAG

And we were all "Yup. Seems about right."

Now he's escalated to deploying fascist, masked, kidnapping goons against the First Amendment. And because of the neutered Senate and the compromised Justice Department, we're still just going "Yup. Seems about right."

[Whiskeytide]

16. How did I miss that??? There's just too much. n/t

[stillcool]

5. that is so effing sad...

I don't know who is running our government, but it sure as shit is not him.

[Whiskeytide]

17. I think he is. That's the problem. n/t

[cstanleytech]

30. Yes, it is sad to see the decline of people that suffer from Alzheimer's.

[dawg day]

6. The Fox reporter is looking at him and trying not to laugh

"And can you do that again! If you do it in order, you get extra points."

[Skittles]

7. it's like when he was trying to explain his walk down that ramp

fucking painful to hear

[EarlG]

8. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

The Donald Trump Story.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

9. "I'm so proud of him!"

[Ahpook]

10. Wow

Just.. wow

[D_Master81]

11. Dear God

So now we know the “really hard” questions that Chris Wallace wouldn’t be able to answer is remembering 5 words in order??? Holy hell is this supposed to put our nation at ease? Our President can remember words...and in order too!

[Whiskeytide]

18. Honestly, I am a little amazed he got them right three times. n/t

[SouthernCal_Dem]

20. We don't actually know if he got it right

He only said he did.

[Whiskeytide]

34. On the test, yes. I was actually ...

... referring to “person man woman camera TV” during the interview. I really would have bet a beer he would have screwed that up.

[scarletwoman]

13. Jeebus! He's still going on about that damn cognitive test?!?

[uponit7771]

26. Worse !!! He called it an accuity test !!! It's not it's to test for dementia!!!

[gratuitous]

15. Next month's goal

Making a boombie in the toilet.

[spanone]

22. Sounds like a kindergartner

[nolabear]

23. Sarah Cooper tweeted "Where can I find the rest of this gold mine?"

[smirkymonkey]

24. What a fucking moron!

Seriously, this is not even debatable.

[uponit7771]

25. OMFG !! He's bragging about passing a dementia test!!!!

[Nay]

29. He still doesn't realize it. Still doesn't. Forget about dementia -- it's his IQ of 26

that is the basic problem. Oh, and the narcissism, of course.

[Mike 03]

27. *Cringe*

Every hour of every day has become excruciating under this idiot.

[Mike 03]

28. Catbyte, your reply is priceless.

[dalton99a]

31. Kick

[Johnny2X2X]

32. It's the exact quiz available online to take

It's an absolute joke. He's bragging about passing something that's the equivalent of a 4th grade spelling test.

[BSdetect]

35. He obviously memorized those words extensively.

What a colossal jerk.