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Do I get extra points for getting out of bed and remember to tie my shoelaces? (Original Post) imanamerican63 Jul 2020 OP
Did you put the shoes on your feet first? Maeve Jul 2020 #1
Do they deduct points if your shoes have Velcro closures? Arkansas Granny Jul 2020 #2
I stil have points in the bank TexasTowelie Jul 2020 #3
I was getting off the N.J. Turnpike in Newark.... heavy morning traffic. 3Hotdogs Jul 2020 #7
Trick Question! brooklynite Jul 2020 #4
Legos on the floor? Maeve Jul 2020 #5
Were the Doctors amazed? Soxfan58 Jul 2020 #6
If you remember to ask this identical question five minutes from now... VOX Jul 2020 #8
Why were you wearing your shoes in bed? TheCowsCameHome Jul 2020 #9
But, did you zip your pants? MineralMan Jul 2020 #10

TexasTowelie

(112,165 posts)
3. I stil have points in the bank
Thu Jul 23, 2020, 07:08 AM
Jul 2020

for tying my necktie while driving down MoPac in Austin at 70 mph when going into work at 6:45 in the morning. Half of the time I was driving with my knee on the steering wheel.

3Hotdogs

(12,375 posts)
7. I was getting off the N.J. Turnpike in Newark.... heavy morning traffic.
Thu Jul 23, 2020, 07:45 AM
Jul 2020

Lanes to pay the toll were backed up.... about 2 m.p.h.

Fukin' guy in the lane next to me, was holding a cereal bowl in his right hand. Spoon sticking out of it.



VOX

(22,976 posts)
8. If you remember to ask this identical question five minutes from now...
Thu Jul 23, 2020, 08:20 AM
Jul 2020

You pass the DU Cognitive Assessment Test Informally (DUCATI) *trademark issue alert*

Congratulations in advance!

Cheers—

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