Shitshow is on

[malaise]

now

[malaise]

1. Cut this M$NbComcast he's advertising his Covidention n/t

[demmiblue]

4. No kidding... it's bullshit.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. The "timing is not right". Is he cancelling?

[malaise]

14. Yeeeeeeeeeeeees!

[soothsayer]

2. I spied Birx

[soothsayer]

3. "Sir, we can make this work"

[soothsayer]

5. China virus. Portland

[DanieRains]

6. So I Turned It Off To Read DU Latest Threads

F Trump.

[soothsayer]

7. Nothing more important than keeping the American people safe

[malaise]

12. Coidention-20 is cancelled

Jacksonville is off!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. He's afraid nobody will show up.

[malaise]

25. He knows that

[underpants]

43. Hoodstock

[soothsayer]

9. Cancelling FL!

[IcyPeas]

10. then why did he have a rally if he all of a sudden cares so much

about people being safe (at his convention)

gee, I think that may be a lie.

[soothsayer]

13. Ha no one was going

[malaise]

22. Listen - see polls

That is all

[The River]

11. Word Salad

is not my menu.

[soothsayer]

15. Ha ha, no ax handle day for you

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. And just like that, my tv is *off*.

[soothsayer]

17. Schools. Teachers are essential workers

“China virus” again.

[underpants]

19. Here comes 5 o'clock Charlie

[Roland99]

31. Ah ha ha ha ha. Forgot all about him

[IcyPeas]

20. Seriously, who else even calls it the China Virus?

maybe people on Fox? I NEVER hear anyone calling it that.

[PatSeg]

88. And he knows it is offensive

so he just doubles down. Then he says, "Some people call it ____, it has many, many names". Then he is liable to refer to the 1917 flu!

[soothsayer]

21. Schools must open.

[Demsrule86]

39. No, they must not.

[a kennedy]

23. I'll only watch when he takes the questions...

[underpants]

24. Kids at risk of morbidity and mortality

[MoonRiver]

26. He sounds particularly demented today.

[IcyPeas]

28. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

[underpants]

49. He's rattling off numbers. Well reading them.

Pretty sad all the crap schools protect kids from

[soothsayer]

27. China virus again

[soothsayer]

29. China virus again too

[soothsayer]

30. Coronavirus he said

[Totally Tunsie]

42. "Many, many different names"...

..."at least 20 names."
LOL - 1 for each COVID* and 1 for China.

*'cept NOT.

[soothsayer]

32. Babbling about a relief pitcher who loves children

Mariano Rivera

[malaise]

33. My wife said Darling

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah She probably said Darn Him!

[soothsayer]

36. She said, Sir....

[Totally Tunsie]

46. Only in his (wet) dreams!

[underpants]

37. Trump playing with children outside.

[malaise]

45. You know what I find shocking

He actually believes that he can bullshit his way out of this pandemic - he bullshitted his way into it - now he's fucked.

[soothsayer]

34. Families can make a decision best for them re: school

Ooh hotspots can delay reopening.

That’s going to be every state!

[Demsrule86]

35. I have to wash my hair...darn so sorry to miss it.

[soothsayer]

38. Real estate housing went up 21%, he slipped in

[uponit7771]

47. Cause banks are only charge 3% interest which can't continue to happen. What will happen to housing

... when the rates go back up past 4%!?

He's screwing this country beyond imagination

[uponit7771]

40. The guy bragging about passing dementia tests wants you to send your kids to school during a plague

... cause what else could go wrong

[IcyPeas]

41. wash your hands... hygiene!!!!

why did no one else think of this?

[soothsayer]

44. This is not about politics, he lies

$5B to schools in next cv bill

[soothsayer]

48. Money follows the student. If they stay home, they get money?

[underpants]

53. Well it's expensive

To get straight A’s from Mom

[EllieBC]

58. Yes which will destroy public schools.

Although, there’s a very big divide in class with homeschooling. Suburbanite white people have the income to make sure their kid can learn from home. Poorer folks can’t. They might not have reliable internet or equipment. And don’t think the government will magically provide it because we all know they won’t. So maybe if parents have that money to buy those supplies it’ll help.

[EllieBC]

50. Did he sneak "school choice" in?

Sounds like it with “the money follows the child”.

[Mossfern]

62. yes he did

for Betsey

[IcyPeas]

51. Go to school. Don't end up like Donald.

[uponit7771]

56. +1

[malaise]

66. ROFL

[malaise]

52. Holy Shit if the school is closed send the money to the parents

to send their children where they want. He has just threatened the entire public school system

[underpants]

59. I'm pretty sure my kid can figure out jumping into a Zoom meeting

Cash money baby!

[EllieBC]

64. The problem is

remote learning was not good for lower income families. They’ll just get farther behind. So what’s the solution? If we can give them money or spend it for them for supplies and make sure they have those things we might have to.

[soothsayer]

54. Many other countries have opened without cases rising

(See: Israel)

[uponit7771]

60. +1, Israels new cases were 50% from schools

[uponit7771]

55. Hong Kong doesn't have a PCR above 3%!!!! The US PCR is 8.5%!!!!

[soothsayer]

57. Winning!

[soothsayer]

61. Sent out 600 ventilators, he thinks

[uponit7771]

67. +1,...and how is that supposed to a positive thing !! We shouldn't need to send out more ventaliator

...ventilators cause we should have kicked this things ass.

[soothsayer]

63. Showing a map that makes it look great

[underpants]

70. "Looks great". I laughed out loud.

Look at Nevada over his shoulder. No one lives in the white part.

[Xipe Totec]

65. Did I hear right? Send kids to school because only then can we see if they're being abused at home

What the everlovin' fuck?

[soothsayer]

68. Yep

[uponit7771]

75. +1, he's trying to make the case that its more dangerous at home for kids than being shot in a ...

... school shooting cause those will continue this year.

O fuck, he's mentioning the stock market again !!

[Totally Tunsie]

108. No problem - Chump will rush into the schools unarmed and save the kids!

He's 'fraid of nothin'.

[soothsayer]

69. Today he loves the governors. Doing great. Talked to Putin today, Saudi Arabia

[Mossfern]

71. Questions

[soothsayer]

72. Q. Convention?

Wasn’t a hot spot when we chose it. We had a lot of people — delegates wanted to be there

[malaise]

76. He's talking about the stock market when 4million people are infected and

143,000+ are dead

[underpants]

78. Jacksonville Death...oh nursing homes too

Back to back sentences.

[IcyPeas]

73. here he goes.... stock market.... jobs

[uponit7771]

79. I talked to a guy who's not voting for him but mentioned the stock market as the economy!! I was lik

... damn, these people

[underpants]

74. Avoided Jacksonville because didn't want DEATH. staying away from nursing homes too.

Literally the next sentence with no break.

[soothsayer]

80. DEATH and SHOT got that emphasis

[malaise]

85. Sick...demented...indifferent to anyone else's life

Awful

[soothsayer]

77. Q. Enthusiasm?

We had the best numbers in history, every group

[underpants]

82. Record CORN day yesterday. He said CORN.

Regardless of what it sounded like.

[Mossfern]

81. We had to turn it off

because of what China did.

The economy

[underpants]

84. Right. All their fault.

[soothsayer]

83. Q. Did FL make you cancel?

No media would have made fun. Safety.

[Mossfern]

86. It will come and go

He points at NY and NJ.
Too bad for him that the hot spots listened to HIS advice.

[IcyPeas]

87. too much convention talk.... ask about bounties on soldiers

[malaise]

91. These are his free rallies

Sickening

[uponit7771]

101. +1

[underpants]

89. Doing his accordion hands now

[Mossfern]

94. Disclosure

I was that dorky kid that took accordian lessons.
I traded it in for an autoharp.

[a kennedy]

99. I wish you could see my husband do his tRump impression.....

He’s got the accordion hands and the mouth down pat. Wish I could show him doing it.

[soothsayer]

90. Hoo boy he rambles. Q. School. Can you help them test?

I think so. A lot of people feel differently about it. Most testing in the world

[soothsayer]

92. Q. Payroll tax cut?

Dems not big on workers I guess

[underpants]

95. He still wants it (campaign) but it was DOA

[malaise]

97. Now he's telling everyone that he'll be throwing out a pitch

so jealous of Fauci.

[IcyPeas]

100. oh good, we will see a contrast and compare LOL

[leftyladyfrommo]

110. I think law enforcement told the WH they couldn't

privide security.

That probably was part of it.

[malaise]

112. Yep

but seriously how many people over fifty would give up the right to sue them if they contracted Covid-19?

No one was going.

[leftyladyfrommo]

114. It was just a huge all around flop. nt

[malaise]

115. A huge victory for Biden

[underpants]

93. I think we've done 50 million tests

But I’m not sure. I might have missed that.

[uponit7771]

109. We have but it doesn't matter if we did 50 trillion test if we can't get results in less than 2 days

[soothsayer]

96. Q. We're you pushing too far, too fast with Jacksonville? Baseball?

I’m throwing out the first pitch in yankee stadium

[underpants]

98. Throwing out first pitch at Yankee stadium August 15th

[luvs2sing]

102. To an empty stadium?

I hope they can pipe in booing.

[soothsayer]

103. Q. WaPo said fbi building lingo was holding up the cv bill. True?

Dunno. They need a new building.

[soothsayer]

104. Can have running tracks on top

[soothsayer]

105. And he's gone!

[underpants]

106. Show over.

Thanks Charlie. See you tomorrow

[Mossfern]

107. and again

No one asked about Russia's bounty on our soldiers.

[malaise]

111. True

What hit me is that he claimed that he has cancelled the Covidention because he loves the people (we know otherwise) but is ordering the schools to reopen and threatening them with withholding money.

[uponit7771]

113. +1, or why he wished well an accused pedophile

[LeftInTX]

116. I'll catch the Sarah Cooper version instead!