It's here! Sarah Cooper: How to person, woman, man, camera, tv

[Ilsa]

[poli-junkie]

1. That's her best

Perfect lip syncing

[Ohio Joe]

2. I was hoping this would come quickly

Too damn funny.

[tavernier]

3. Oh my...

This is brilliant. I’ve watched her before but I never actually stopped to think how much nuance she puts into the tiniest inflections in her voice, smallest twitches in her face. Brilliant.

[yonder]

4. She's great. This is yet another good one.

I don't know how long the test should take but tRump's interview possibly revealed how long it took him. The first time he said "10-15-20 minutes later" and the second time it was "20-25 minutes later". I'm sticking with the latter version. Then if you factor in how he lies about everything, you could extend that to be at least a 30 minute test for him.

That seems like a long time for a 35 question test about giraffes and clocks.

[Ilsa]

5. I love the look on the listener's face as she realizes

IQ45 is grabbing/naming objects off the poster, but is really only getting "man" correct.

[mr_lebowski]

6. It's a The Usual Suspects reference ... little Easter Egg ... (nt)

[denem]

18. Oh no, he gets them right - for him

It's an association test

Person means dollars
Woman means Ivanka as a child
Camera means love
TV means Presidency

[subterranean]

9. It's a one-page test that normally takes 10-12 minutes.

The word recall is supposed to be done after 5 minutes, not 20-25. And there are no extra points for getting them in order. They give you cues if you can't remember the words, but then you get no points. I guarantee you Trump had trouble with the word recall, and needed the cues.

[ARPad95]

7. Hilarious! Sarah's amazing at making the buffoon look like an even bigger buffoon!

[underpants]

8. 👀

[dalton99a]

10. Perfect.

[oasis]

11. Sarah Cooper rocks.

[burrowowl]

12. Sarah Cooper is GREAT!

[Renew Deal]

13. Question

Is the girl in the picture Ivanka?

[dalton99a]

14. Yes

[Dem2theMax]

15. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her.

The total opposite of what I feel about him.

I swear, if I accidentally see him on TV or in a clip on my phone, I immediately turn away, and start picturing Sarah Cooper in my head instead. And then I can listen to him. As long as it's Sarah in my mind, I can do it.
For a little bit.

[lunatica]

16. I've taken to pretending she's speaking when I see him speaking

It’s actually fun!

[denem]

17. Person equals Dollars

Woman = Child Ivanka
Man = Putin
Camera = Love
TV = President

Yes, that's trump to a "T"

[ahoysrcsm]

19. Person, Woman, Man...

Dachshund, Great Dane, Golden Retriever, Eiffel Tower... How am I doing... Big Ben, Uhh, Grateful Dead? Cow, Person, wait I said that already... Cow, Duck, House, Cat... Wait was there a cat. Turkey, Pony, Finger, Toilet Paper.

Duck, Dollar, Band-aid, Horsey, Tinker-toy, Lego, Barbie.

I think... I think... I did great!! The Best! One of a kind, no one else has aced this test before.

[uponit7771]

20. It's not an acuity test it's a dementia test and he's bragging about passing it

[Ilsa]

23. He really is clueless about everyone else.

And he has no interest because he's a sociopath.

[underpants]

21. ❤️ Putin money and young Ivanka ❤️

I’m guessing there’s a bit of an Epstein reference in there too

[Gothmog]

22. Sarah Cooper is amazing