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Nevilledog

(51,094 posts) Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:10 PM Jul 2020

Why do you think they'd want to microchip you?

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Why do you think they'd want to microchip you? (Original Post) Nevilledog Jul 2020 OP

Obviously, the reason Bill Gates wants to do it, The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #1

I have felt the urge to update my desktop. snort Jul 2020 #2

Must... Defrag... Hard drive... Can't... Fight it... Ohio Joe Jul 2020 #5

I Thought RobinA Jul 2020 #14

I saw this earlier and said "AMEN" Ferrets are Cool Jul 2020 #3

Plus, you literally have a number assigned to you. Heartstrings Jul 2020 #4

The want to insert a tracking device... to track you! SledDriver Jul 2020 #6

Well there was that one time the ATM spit out $100 too much Under The Radar Jul 2020 #7

That's a fucking tiny microchip to fit thought a 025 needle. They're applying Ant Man logic to this. TheBlackAdder Jul 2020 #8

FWIW here's the only human chip I can find sir pball Jul 2020 #10

Don't forget to include the license plate scanners on most roadways at various spots. TheBlackAdder Jul 2020 #9

I want to know what wifi tech they are using. Gore1FL Jul 2020 #11

Interesting how panic-stricken they are about being chipped, area51 Jul 2020 #12

Seriously what is up with that Danmel Jul 2020 #13

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

1. Obviously, the reason Bill Gates wants to do it,

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:14 PM

Jul 2020

is so he can send signals to your brain to make you buy the latest Microsoft product.

snort

(2,334 posts)

2. I have felt the urge to update my desktop.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:21 PM

Jul 2020

Ohio Joe

(21,755 posts)

5. Must... Defrag... Hard drive... Can't... Fight it...

Reply to snort (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:41 PM

Jul 2020

RobinA

(9,888 posts)

14. I Thought

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 11:06 PM

Jul 2020

he could already do that.

Ferrets are Cool

(21,106 posts)

3. I saw this earlier and said "AMEN"

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:27 PM

Jul 2020

YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL KAREN.

Heartstrings

(7,349 posts)

4. Plus, you literally have a number assigned to you.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:39 PM

Jul 2020

Your social security number, you pay taxes.

SledDriver

(2,059 posts)

6. The want to insert a tracking device... to track you!

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:44 PM

Jul 2020

To be able to track your movements, everywhere you go, where you live, and shop, and combine that with the movements of those you associate with, to build a profile of you for data mining and stuff. Bill Gates is behind it with the 5G! Imagine being "chipped" with a device that they can use to track you and study you and <gasp? control you! How distopian!

-typed from my iPhone

Under The Radar

(3,401 posts)

7. Well there was that one time the ATM spit out $100 too much

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:51 PM

Jul 2020

And i didn’t report it or then when I experimented with a photo copied $5 Bill in a coin machine and ever since I have been on the run like Jason Bourne. I know that they can’t figure my passwords anymore because I can’t remember them myself.

TheBlackAdder

(28,189 posts)

8. That's a fucking tiny microchip to fit thought a 025 needle. They're applying Ant Man logic to this.

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 01:53 PM

Jul 2020

sir pball

(4,741 posts)

10. FWIW here's the only human chip I can find

Reply to TheBlackAdder (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 25, 2020, 02:00 PM

Jul 2020

https://dangerousthings.com/product/xnt/

2x12mm.

That's not getting snuck into any kind of reasonable injection, I have piercings that aren't that big.