Why do you think they'd want to microchip you?

[Nevilledog]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Obviously, the reason Bill Gates wants to do it,

is so he can send signals to your brain to make you buy the latest Microsoft product.

[snort]

2. I have felt the urge to update my desktop.

[Ohio Joe]

5. Must... Defrag... Hard drive... Can't... Fight it...

[RobinA]

14. I Thought

he could already do that.

[Ferrets are Cool]

3. I saw this earlier and said "AMEN"

YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL KAREN.

[Heartstrings]

4. Plus, you literally have a number assigned to you.

Your social security number, you pay taxes.

[SledDriver]

6. The want to insert a tracking device... to track you!

To be able to track your movements, everywhere you go, where you live, and shop, and combine that with the movements of those you associate with, to build a profile of you for data mining and stuff. Bill Gates is behind it with the 5G! Imagine being "chipped" with a device that they can use to track you and study you and <gasp? control you! How distopian!

-typed from my iPhone

[Under The Radar]

7. Well there was that one time the ATM spit out $100 too much

And i didn’t report it or then when I experimented with a photo copied $5 Bill in a coin machine and ever since I have been on the run like Jason Bourne. I know that they can’t figure my passwords anymore because I can’t remember them myself.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. That's a fucking tiny microchip to fit thought a 025 needle. They're applying Ant Man logic to this.

[sir pball]

10. FWIW here's the only human chip I can find

https://dangerousthings.com/product/xnt/

2x12mm.

That's not getting snuck into any kind of reasonable injection, I have piercings that aren't that big.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Don't forget to include the license plate scanners on most roadways at various spots.

[Gore1FL]

11. I want to know what wifi tech they are using.

I could replace my router with a hypodermic needle.

[area51]

12. Interesting how panic-stricken they are about being chipped,

when their extreme right republinazi, Trump, is in power.

#DementiaDonnie

#LameDuckDonnie

[Danmel]

13. Seriously what is up with that

Why would Bill Gates give a flying fuck about what I do? What would make anyone even think about that?
Bat shit crazy.