Florida: Governor's name is Ron DeathSentence, not DeSantis

[DonaldsRump]

Funny if it weren't so unbelievably sad.

[Sancho]

1. I've been calling him DeSatan for months...

[lark]

6. I'm using DeathSatan these days.

DeathSentence is also good, but I think I will mainly stick with DeathSatan, both are appropriate.

[LymphocyteLover]

7. what do you use for 45? I use several names but sometimes use

President Death.

[lastlib]

8. I can't call him "President"

I only use that title for those whom I respect. He isn't one of them.

[lark]

9. I haven't come up with a CV specific name for him or seen any I like.

I use drumpf as the everyday name, Cheetollini, Herr Furor, Hair Furor or Tangerine Traitor Tot are the other go to phrases I use. Orange Death hasn't resonated with me so I'm waiting for a better cv related slur.

[DonaldsRump]

12. Here's a few for Trump

Dystopian Donny
Disease Donny (or Donny Disease)
Presi-Dunce
The Pan-Dummy
Donny's Pan-dumbic
The Presi-Death
The Corona Moron-a
The Covidiot


Haven't had a cup of coffee yet, so it's the best I could do!

[lark]

13. Thanks, I'd forgotten about Covidiot.

That's catchy and apropos so will add that to my repertoire.

[LymphocyteLover]

14. sometimes I use-- president Bodybags seems fitting with respect to CV

[lark]

15. Oh, I like that one.

[DFW]

2. I thought it was simply Ron Disaster

Must have lost something in the translation.............

[Eugene]

3. Ron DeathSentence. Quite fitting.

From Washington Post yesterday...

Coronavirus ravaged Florida, as Ron DeSantis sidelined scientists and followed Trump

DeSantis relies primarily on the advice of his wife, Casey, a former television reporter and host, and his chief of staff, Shane Strum, a former hospital executive, according to Republican political operatives, including a former member of his administration.

“It’s a universe of three — Shane and Casey,” said one Republican consultant close to DeSantis’s team who spoke on the condition of anonymity to offer a candid assessment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/coronavirus-ravaged-florida-as-ron-desantis-sidelined-scientists-and-followed-trump/2020/07/25/0b8008da-c648-11ea-b037-f9711f89ee46_story.html


Scary, absolutely scary.

[malaise]

4. Remember this -How DeSantis got his swamp drained by Igor, Lev, and Russian cash

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20191015/how-desantis-got-his-swamp-drained-by-igor-lev-and-russian-cash

<snip>

Gov. Ron DeSantis returns $50,000 in campaign cash from a pair of foreign-born South Florida businessmen who were buying pols with Russian cash

It’s good to see Florida’s self-professed swamp drainer, Gov. Ron DeSantis, has decided to give up some of that Russian “hoax” money that flowed into his campaign last year.

DeSantis’ office announced last week that it would be returning the $50,000 his campaign political committee, The Friends of Ron DeSantis, took from a sham start-up company called Global Energy Producers, which was neither global, nor energy producing.

It was a creation of Delaware corporate paperwork magic that facilitated the transfer of money from an unnamed Russia oligarch into the coffers of Republican candidates across America, according to a federal indictment filed last week.

At the time, DeSantis, an office-seeking acolyte of President Donald Trump — the recipient of $325,000 of the secret Russian donations — was a natural target for Kremlin cash.
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Lots more at link - they own him

[TNNurse]

5. Our Congressman from the 2nd district in TN

is Tim Burchett, he is known locally by many as Tim Birdshit.

He is know for the phrase that a lot of people are causing trouble (his idea of trouble) today because they did not "get their tails busted enough when they were children".

Cannot think of anything positive to say about him.

[lpbk2713]

10. DiSengenuous

Works for me.

[eppur_se_muova]

11. I was going to call him DeSatanist, but then I realized ....

... Satanists aren't really all that bad. Certainly not compared to Uglicans.

It just didn't seem fair to associate worshipers of The Dark Lord with something as foul as FL's 45-loving governor.