Baboons 'armed with knives and chainsaws' spotted in safari park

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Baboons at a popular safari park have been spotted armed with knives, screwdrivers and even a chainsaw, according to reports.

The primates at Knowsley Safari Park in Merseyside are already known for their destructive abilities and have been pictures previously pulling things from visitors’ cars.

But now, some staff are concerned that the baboons are being armed with weapons “for a laugh” by park-goers, according to the Sunday Times.

One worker told the newspaper: “We're not sure if they are being given weapons by some of the guests who want to see them attack cars, or if they're fishing them out of pick-up trucks and vans.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/safari-park-baboons-knives-chainsaw-160316231.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Oh, I thought they were talking about Trump's goon squads.

[idziak4ever1234]

2. Send in DHS troops to disarm them.

[DBoon]

3. So now the 3-percenters are accepting baboon members.

I bet it will raise the average IQ of that group

[Binkie The Clown]

4. Baboons with weapons have also been spotted in Portland. nt

[FirstLight]

5. This was not on my Apocalypes Bingo Card :(

Damn...

Is it funny or should we be scared?
omg...the baboons will save us from the turmp goons!

[Me.]

6. Maybe They're Fed Up With HUmans

PLanet of the Baboons

[2naSalit]

7. They could end up

ruling the world!

[Sneederbunk]

8. I don't like the sound of this at all.

Always thought the baboons were up to no good anyway.

[Mosby]

9. They probably already took control of the cabana.

[Ptah]

10. +1

[marmar]

11. Erik Prince runs a safari park?

[First Speaker]

12. Well, of course. This is 2020, after all...

[Raine]

13. They probably broke into a vehicle

that had those things and took them.