Melania says she will redo the WH Rose Garden.

[yellowcanine]

Raw story, can't do links on phone.

Now that the wall blew down maybe Mexico will pay for the garden redo?

As expected, lots of Titanic jokes.

[beachbumbob]

1. let them eat cake

[malaise]

2. When?

She's be moving well before spring

[Baitball Blogger]

3. What does she plan to plant instead of Roses?

Maybe miniature putt-putt course for Trump?

[frazzled]

6. Solid gold replicas of roses

Don’t need watering or pruning, and they glitter. They Be Best.

[snowybirdie]

4. Will probably try

and rename it to Melanie Trump garden instead of The Jacqueline Kennedy Rose Garden.

[Sanity Claws]

5. Wrong time of year to redo a garden

It is fine to make plans now but not to do work on a garden. You should do it in the spring or the fall when cooler temps and rain will help the new plants to establish themselves.
So is she making plans for gardening to be done in October, a month before the election? That just doesn't make sense unless the idea is to spoil the garden for the Bidens.

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. That's not the point.

The point is to ruin our traditions and cultural iconography.

[Sanity Claws]

11. Maybe. Maybe it is just another distraction from the problems at hand.

[hlthe2b]

7. We'll be done with Trump one day... It is the younger spawn and ilk like Melania that will continue

to demean and disgust Americans for decades to come.

[handmade34]

8. can't help myself...

[Wounded Bear]

17. Or maybe this one...

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Perhaps a nice hemlock garden would suffice.

[Ilsa]

12. The trumps have ordered something that celebrates Caligula.

Trump's legacy will closely resemble it, with the waste and carnage he's wrought.

[Ilsa]

13. Donald wants designs more like this:

[Ohiogal]

14. She needs something to do, she's bored.

You can only spend so much time at the spa. She had so much fun “overseeing” the tennis “pavilion” ...she got to pose for photos looking at blueprints and wearing a hard hat! Just like a real contractor!

[tinrobot]

15. Do they have black roses?

If not, she'll paint them.

[CurtEastPoint]

16. For example....

[smirkymonkey]

18. Thank god someone is finally attending to this pressing matter!

Once again, Melania saves the day!

[Backseat Driver]

19. She's been talking to art designer Rosario again...

The roses can stay - it's the real, living trees that have to come down - Trees of life? Getting something back in return for those development dollars?




https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/28/nicaragua-daniel-ortega-trees-of-life-protests

[Hugin]

20. The only image running through my head right now is...

Morticia Addams cutting the blooms off of the roses and keeping the stems.

[jcgoldie]

21. Don't get too comfy you're a short timer!

Might wanna start packing some damn boxes with your shit instead.

[Hugin]

23. Or get a team of lawyers to have a lookieloo at the...

Pre-Nup and NDA.

[bif]

22. Nothing would surprise me from the FHOTUS

[JDC]

24. She'll Concrete it over I assume.

[Bleacher Creature]

25. I'm sure the Bidens will appreciate it (although she probably has hideous taste). NT

[Me.]

26. THese People Ruin Everything

What does a lying birther call girl know about gardening/design?