This is the saddest caravan of losers I've ever seen.

[kpete]

Trump’s Campaign announces its all-star line-up of speakers for new scaled down Republican Convention. Ted Nugent, Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr, and Diamond and Silk will all appear virtually in Zoom boxes before Trump’s acceptance speech. You can already feel the electricity.

Link to tweet

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[C_U_L8R]

1. Gonna need a bigger clown car.

[Auggie]

24. +1

[chia]

43. +1000

[Metro135]

53. They probably won't

I hear Joe the Plumber dropped out.

[BSdetect]

2. Its a clusterfuck of clowns approaching critical mass

[Hiawatha Pete]

41. +1 million!

[hlthe2b]

3. JHC... what a demeaning state of affairs.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. That's also the Hollywood A list for the conservative movie studio.

[Butterflylady]

5. I can only think of 1 word "pitiful"

[eShirl]

6. Guess the My Pillow guy was all booked up.

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Yeehah]

8. Damn. What an accurate description.

This looks like something from The Onion.

[tanyev]

9. I often wonder if one of the things Donny wanted most from the presidency

was for A-list celebrities to FINALLY want to hang out with him. Stuff like this has to irritate him, LOL.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. What's that dribbling down Turd Nugget's chin?

[Traildogbob]

38. Mushroom juice.

[Traildogbob]

42. Reproductive spores.

Not much juiciness in mushrooms. Botany 101. Nugent IS such a Fun Guy.

[Kitchari]

51. Fun Guy

I see what you did there!

[spanone]

11. all star? Losers and never was-ers

[sop]

12. Perhaps Clint Eastwood will speak to an empty chair again?

[efhmc]

13. Isn't Baio a "fellow" rapist?

[Judi Lynn]

14. Would Meatloaf help? N/T

[dweller]

17. naah...

Hamberders will suffice ...

✌🏼

[samnsara]

15. woohoo...party time ;)

[maxrandb]

16. Celebrity Squares - Hades Edition

Sorry Donnie, I've got better things to do than watch a bunch of ignorant Dipshits sitting around swilling warm beer and bragging about how good their sisters are in bed.

[33taw]

18. Sadly, this is just about what he offered in 2016 and won.

[Ilsa]

19. Why not Ghislaine Maxwell?

She could do a video from lockup. After all, Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry Sandusky aren't available.

[GusBob]

25. Nugent will rep the pedos

that guy is one sick man

[AZ8theist]

34. I thought he was supposed to be dead or in jail by now??

[smb]

29. Maybe They'd Better Have Her Make That Video Right Away...

...before there's some "malfunction" that takes her off camera at an inopportune moment....

[safeinOhio]

31. This tune with Ghislaine and Ted.

[Eyeball_Kid]

49. We could have Maxwell being interviewed by...

Bill Barr! He can’t wait to give Maxwell the kiss of death. He may as well do it on national TV.

[Ligyron]

20. Who?

I think even Toby Keith wised up.

[uponit7771]

21. +1,

[Native]

22. Where's Jon Voight?

[B Stieg]

36. Exactly!

One of the worst...

[durablend]

23. What about Chuck Woolery?

[Ilsa]

32. Oh yeah. How could we have forgotten Him, all the way to reply #23? nt

[SledDriver]

60. I hear Mike Ditka is available, but apparently charges a fee for appearances

[eppur_se_muova]

26. That's just RFI. nt

[Captain Zero]

27. Yeah, but there is a rumour that Ted Nugent

Learned a fourth chord during the lockdown. ROFL.

[Blue Owl]

28. Freak. Show.

[world wide wally]

30. Sounds like a real "hate festival"

[Scarsdale]

33. So Sarah PayMe was

too busy to appear? Maybe Ghislane could do a cameo from prison?

[AlexSFCA]

35. nah, Roseanne is missing.

[smirkymonkey]

37. How pathetic! I almost feel sorry for them - almost!

Unfortunately, there are no A List right wingers so they will just have to settle for the D-listers.

[amb123]

39. No David Duke or Richard Spencer?

Surprising.

[czarjak]

40. SAD!

[lark]

44. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha, the joke is certainly them.

Stupid losers, has beens and rapists are all he can get.

[keithbvadu2]

45. Couldn't even get Mike Huckabee?

Couldn't even get Mike Huckabee?

Too busy running his scams, I mean 'opportunities'.?

[Bettie]

46. I saw that and thought

it was satire....that is a sad little lineup of "talent".

[CRK7376]

47. What a Hoot, the best they've

got are these clowns.....???? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[Eyeball_Kid]

48. I want Clint Eastwood!

He can talk to a chair again!

Or maybe he can do the next best thing and talk to Kayleigh McEnany! Or maybe he can talk to a pancake! Why not? It’s camera fun!

[Kitchari]

52. OMG I had to google to see if he is still alive

not kidding

[StarryNite]

65. Forget Clint,

just bring in the chair. The chair would be far more entertaining than any of those clowns.

[keithbvadu2]

50. AS Jr? I had to look him up. A nothingburger.

"The country is doing fantastic. I think he’ll be elected by 100 million votes," he added.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/antonio-sabato-jr-supporting-trump-ended-career-hollywood

[DesertRat]

58. I used to watch him on General Hospital in the '90's

He also was an underwear model. I wondered whatever happened to him.

[Kitchari]

54. This is so pathetic

but hilarious at the same time

[Proud Liberal Dem]

55. This *may* be satire

based on what I saw on Twitter. Not certain though. Some of those folks are obviously well-known Trump supporters though

[SCantiGOP]

56. It's satire

The guy posts snarky stuff about Trump

[keithbvadu2]

62. Doggone! It's just so credible.

Doggone! It's just so credible.

[DesertRat]

57. Is this real?

[ashredux]

59. I'm sorry, but please tell me this is from the Onion

[Sloumeau]

61. This is most likely a joke

because there is no link, and because it is a list of some of the most pathetic people ever to support Donald Trump. However, I don't expect the real list to be much better.

[llmart]

63. This can't be a complete list...

Kid Rock isn't mentioned.

[Talitha]

64. Can't start the Parade without the Clowns!!