Melania revamping the Rose Garden

[Nevilledog]

[dalton99a]

1. She does have a green thumb.

A lucrative green thumb

[Bobstandard]

2. The new roses will be...

Shell be planting the Happy Butt and BougainFeelYa roses in profusion.

Real rose names! You can look it up: http://www.conard-pyle.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=srplants.plantDetail&plant_id=1885

[keithbvadu2]

3. Will she be installing chain link fence to put Hispanic children on display?

Will she be installing chain link fence to put Hispanic children on display?

[Staph]

4. As the old joke goes,

you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!

Attributed to Dorothy Parker

[jalan48]

5. Plastic flowers?

[procon]

6. Remember the Christmas hell-scape of barren trees

that she designed? We've already seen examples of her style from her wardrobe; "I don't care, do you?"

Who knows what sort of monstrosity she'll leave behind. Stripped bare rose canes with bigly thorns and strung with garlands of money and flashing fairy lights would not go amiss.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. A briar patch would be most appropriate for this occupant.

KY...........

[BluesRunTheGame]

8. She'll replace the roses with poison ivy.