Trump does another great job with the spray tan.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Trump on Portland: "We're not leaving until they secure their city ... if they don't secure their city soon, we have no choice -- we're gonna have to go in and clean it out."

Link to tweet

[MissB]

1. He missed by a mile

Or at least a few inches.

Also, fuck his PDX bullshit. He’s so full of shit.

[NightWatcher]

2. Why not halt protests for a week or two and give the stormtroopers nothing to fight?

Then demand they leave and refocus. Dont give trump the campaign film he wants.

Win in November then we can change things with order and not a riot.

[BSdetect]

4. This would require common sense. Seems to be lacking. Why give him any target?

[unblock]

3. "Clean it out" -- there's some blatant ethnic cleansing language for ya

[fleur-de-lisa]

5. Looks like he uses a hair net to protect the Tribbles on his head.

That gross orange spray-on shit has to be toxic, especially in the amount he uses.

Maybe that's why he hasn't died of covid. The airborn spray crap probably kills the virus. And his brain cells, obviously.

[LuckyCharms]

6. Someone needs to go in and clean out his brain.

[Grammy23]

7. It would be fun to hide and watch him go through his morning routine.

[lagomorph777]

11. Gaaaaaaaaahhhh! Now I have to pour Clorox in my eyes.

ewwwwwww.

[Grammy23]

15. Ok. So maybe fun was a poor choice among the words I could have used.

But just to see what that asshat does to himself every day before heading out in public would probably be a hoot.

[Buns_of_Fire]

20. What would be FUN would be to switch the labels on his

Australian Manly-Man Bronzer with a can of Rust-Oleum (pick any color). Much hilarity would ensue!

That possibility might be why he had locks installed on the president's quarters in the WH (for the first time ever, IIRC).

[Me.]

8. So What Does That Mean?

Imprison the entire city, kill them all?

[spanone]

9. WTF does he mean, 'clean out the city'?

[DenverJared]

10. A little more spray and he may look black

That would be one simplistic way to get the AA vote

[tinrobot]

12. Clean the city? He's going to sweep the streets and solve the homeless problem?

[Demovictory9]

13. noticed that he's getting the area around the eyes lately, no more raccoon look

[Grammy23]

16. But he totally missed the area around his hairline.

So he kind of has a mask-like look. Charming......NOT!

[lark]

14. Another sign of his faililng mental health.

Good clip to use by Biden, drumpf looks absolutely ridiculous.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. Worst Oompa Loompa song, ever. nt

[jcgoldie]

18. He's in orangeface...

[BGBD]

19. It's not spray tan

It's some cream he buys by the boatload from Switzerland.

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/12/6/20998822/trump-orange-concealer-bronx-colors

But buried many paragraphs into the narrative is a section detailing Trump’s unusually specific habits and requests, like requiring exactly 2.5 boxes of Tic Tacs in his bedroom at all times. Then came this sentence: “The same rule applied to the Bronx Colors-brand face makeup from Switzerland that Trump slathered on — two full containers, one half full — even if it meant the housekeepers had to regularly bring new shirts from the pro shop because of the rust-colored stains on the collars.”

Also if you read further there is the unsettling part of this...

The story moves right along into the president’s penchant for Irish Spring soap, never pausing to consider the remarkable fact that we finally have concrete information about Trump’s face. This is information reporters have been trying to find for years.

I say that because Irish Spring is also my favorite brand of bar soap. However, I generally use the liquid type now, either Old Spice or Axe.