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lagomorph777

(30,613 posts) Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:30 PM Jul 2020

Question for DU theologians: Is Trump a succubus, or an incubus?

Or is he just ridin' the Fuck You Bus?

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Question for DU theologians: Is Trump a succubus, or an incubus? (Original Post) lagomorph777 Jul 2020 OP

Whichever one is correct, it is a short bus... Blue Owl Jul 2020 #1

He's a fullapus ornotna Jul 2020 #2

Pence is definitely succubus soothsayer Jul 2020 #3

He is the patron demon Miguelito Loveless Jul 2020 #4

All I know is he SUCKS INK. YOU should realize... RobertDevereaux Jul 2020 #5

Oh a succubus for sure. jmg257 Jul 2020 #6

Since he's Faux pas Jul 2020 #7

Both? tanyev Jul 2020 #8

Dumbfuckubus SoCalNative Jul 2020 #9

Not for us to say. It is an ecumenical question. nt NCjack Jul 2020 #10

Does that mean the answer has to come from the Pope? lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #11

Yes, from the Pope. How long will it take? Well, that's an ecumenical question. NCjack Jul 2020 #13

LOL lagomorph777 Jul 2020 #15

He is the Schmuckubus chriscan64 Jul 2020 #12

Actual picture of Trump with Stormy Daniels (no mushroom visible, don't worry) muriel_volestrangler Jul 2020 #14

Hopefully an underthebus soon. tinrobot Jul 2020 #16

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jul 2020 #17

Blue Owl

(59,633 posts)

1. Whichever one is correct, it is a short bus...

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:31 PM

Jul 2020

n/t

ornotna

(11,561 posts)

2. He's a fullapus

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Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:32 PM

Jul 2020

soothsayer

(38,601 posts)

3. Pence is definitely succubus

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Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:34 PM

Jul 2020

Miguelito Loveless

(5,926 posts)

4. He is the patron demon

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:34 PM

Jul 2020

of intestinal parasites.

RobertDevereaux

(2,045 posts)

5. All I know is he SUCKS INK. YOU should realize...

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:37 PM

Jul 2020

...that he reserves the BUS for throwing used-up sycophants beneath.

jmg257

(11,996 posts)

6. Oh a succubus for sure.

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:38 PM

Jul 2020

suc·cu·bus
/ˈsəkyəbəs/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

(my apologies to all other female demons)

Faux pas

(16,532 posts)

7. Since he's

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:43 PM

Jul 2020

supposedly male, he would be an incubus. I'm no theologian, just an atheist who believes there is true evil in the world.

tanyev

(49,692 posts)

8. Both?

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Wed Jul 29, 2020, 01:49 PM

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SoCalNative

(4,613 posts)

9. Dumbfuckubus

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:04 PM

Jul 2020

plain and simple

NCjack

(10,297 posts)

10. Not for us to say. It is an ecumenical question. nt

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Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:22 PM

Jul 2020

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

11. Does that mean the answer has to come from the Pope?

Reply to NCjack (Reply #10)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:25 PM

Jul 2020

How long does that take?

NCjack

(10,297 posts)

13. Yes, from the Pope. How long will it take? Well, that's an ecumenical question.

Reply to lagomorph777 (Reply #11)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:32 PM

Jul 2020

(With thanks to "Father Ted".)

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

15. LOL

Reply to NCjack (Reply #13)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:47 PM

Jul 2020

I guess I'd better submit it now. Perhaps I can seek an intervention from Fr. Guido Sarducci.

chriscan64

(1,789 posts)

12. He is the Schmuckubus

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:26 PM

Jul 2020

out to fuck all of us.

muriel_volestrangler

(106,605 posts)

14. Actual picture of Trump with Stormy Daniels (no mushroom visible, don't worry)

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:34 PM

Jul 2020

tinrobot

(12,115 posts)

16. Hopefully an underthebus soon.

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Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:48 PM

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malaise

(298,027 posts)

17. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Reply to lagomorph777 (Original post)

Wed Jul 29, 2020, 02:48 PM

Jul 2020

This deserves a rec just because

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