I read that there are now apparently masks that attract Covid.

[tavernier]

But so far they are only being sold in Washington DC, to Republican congressmen.
Those poor people are always being picked on.

[Srkdqltr]

1. Poor things

[agingdem]

2. Rest in peace, Louie

wait..too soon?...

[VOX]

3. Those embattled souls NEVER get a break. Everything/everyone conspires against them...

Keeping #45 from achieving his total godlike awesomeness. Even breaking numerous laws in broad daylight doesn’t offset the “Deep State” tyranny.

What do 21st Century fascists have to do to get ahead these days?

[brewens]

4. I've wondered about starting a rumor that most deaths in hospitals are Trump followers.

They are murdering Trump supporters! If you get COVID, do not go to the hospital! If you support Trump, you won't come out alive! You have to ride it out at home and hope for the best.

[magicarpet]

6. Go to a Fascist church and pray the Covid 19 away, don't go to a hospital.

[RKP5637]

9. Yep, best way, and make sure there are a bunch of people in attendance to spread your

goodwill to ...

[magicarpet]

10. Praise the Lord....

[LisaL]

5. These masks attract Covid, particularly to people who refuse to wear them.

Magic masks, you know.

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. These masks only attract covid if the wearer talks out of his ass

which is how Looney Louis contracted the hoax.

[RKP5637]

8. They are so fragile and it's Hillary's plan to unseat them from congress. n/t

[Zambero]

11. Yes and condoms that give them the clap as well

"Family Values" conservatives are especially vulnerable.

[tavernier]

12. Oh yeah I heard about those.

They sell those in the same aisle with the toilet seats that make you pregnant.

[BlueJac]

13. Designed for assholes only!