The Con: I read a lot

[malaise]

I comprehend exceptionally well... that's why I didn't sit my SATs

Oh and it (the bounty on our soldiers intelligence) never reached my desk

[mr_lebowski]

1. If it spewed forth from his piehole, there is a 99.9% likelihood it's bullshit ...

The small exception being when he talks about how much he dislikes things ... I believe he dislikes a great many things.

[Stallion]

2. Actually it Did...but he didn't read it

[chriscan64]

3. He doesn't even comprehend what's on the teleprompter.

He mumbles through it, then goes out the next day and contradicts every thing he read.

[malaise]

4. THIS except that it's not the next day

but the first question from the press

[guillaumeb]

5. I can safely say, and without any fear of disagreement, that Trump's

reading comprehension is only matched by his speaking ability.

[LuckyCharms]

6. He meant "I poop a lot"

So he says to me, Sir, he says, Sir...I have to tell you, you poop more than any president, maybe ever. So I thought about it, and said "You know, you're right". I do poop a lot, that I can tell you. I mean, I could poop in the middle of 5th Avenue, and I wouldn't lose any votes! Ivanka? Ivanka honey? Go get daddy something to read in the bathroom honey...

[rurallib]

7. That is why my staff has to draw pictures so I will even look at something.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Well, they do say that one picture is worth 1,000 words.

[ananda]

9. I can't wait for "How to read" from Sarah Cooper!

Lol

[malaise]

10. Hehehehehe

Should be fun

[sarcasmo]

11. I thought he aced every test? No SAT's.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[malaise]

12. I believe Mary