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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNo One Gives a Shit About the Rose Garden Right Now, Melania
This is another Melania, What Are You Doing? hit, a song that isnt a radio single but that the true fans will know by heart.Erin Gloria Ryan
Updated Jul. 28, 2020
Amid a global pandemic that has killed 150,000 Americans and is slowing like a train that just started to choo choo over a cliff, 100 days from an election that is the fifth consecutive most important election in our lifetimes, first lady Melania Trump will begin the important work of renovating the Rose Garden to more closely resemble its original 1960s design. Finally! This is what we elected her for.
Some will say that rose gardening to the tune of the apocalypse is yet another gesture that is at best oblivious and at worst passive-aggressively cruel. Others will say that its a canny move by a classy lady who embodies tenacity in her public life. Theyre both wrong. Melanias push to apply her Be Best magic to the Rose Garden is perfect. Its the perfect empty, image-obsessed gesture from a person who is almost certainly not going to perform the actual physical labor of the task, meant to hark back to a bygone era that we now realize had a lot wrong with it.
Melania gets a lot of flak for her work as first lady. Some of it she didnt earn; for example, it isnt her fault that her husband is a terrible president and therefore everything she does will be tainted by the stench of his failure. The position of first lady is also quite an anachronism. Hillary Clintons desire to turn it into a sort of modern policy partnership earned her the eternal disdain of the sort of person who still laughs at Lorena Bobbitt jokes. Even Michelle Obama and Laura Bush, two women who were able to perform the symbolic role with a modicum of ease, still seemed uncomfortable at times. Thats to be expected. The modern brilliant woman who would marry a man brilliant enough to be a good president would have to stoop to meet Americans expectations of what makes a good first lady. The first lady role is to American modernity what a Disney princess costume is to the Mayo Clinic.
But some of Melanias moves as first lady have been so tone-deaf that theres no way to explain them away as relics of an outdated role. They take effort. They take targeted ineptitude. Everybody knows about Be Best, which is a public awareness program, I think? Reading about it feels like my brain is being pelted by melted marshmallows. Nobody knows what Be Best did (does?). Nobody knows who it helped (helps?). Melania presented her signature program with all the panache of a sixth grader who waited until the last minute to do her science fair project, and then her mom did the whole thing for her. The program was as joyless as it was aimless. Here, look, I used baking soda and vinegar to make a volcano, for some reason.
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No One Gives a Shit About the Rose Garden Right Now, Melania (Original Post)
catbyte
Jul 2020
OP
I bet she renames it the, "Be Best Garden," (the only English she knows) but they
Miigwech
Jul 2020
#6
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)1. empty just like she is
nothing that pathetic family is from the heart
it is all for "show,or photo ops, or slight of hand reasons.
She will never not be a nude model no matter how many coats or flop dresses she wears.
flotits will hold distinction for being ever the first nude
calguy
(5,292 posts)2. She's really into the Whore-ticuture thing
dixiechiken1
(2,113 posts)4. *SNORT*
rzemanfl
(29,554 posts)3. Oh, I would shit in her rose garden if I could get past all the fences
bunker boi had erected.
IcyPeas
(21,841 posts)5. new 13 foot fence blocks view pretty much: picture:
Miigwech
(3,741 posts)6. I bet she renames it the, "Be Best Garden," (the only English she knows) but they
better check under the new shrubs for missing bodies, if you know what I mean!
indyblue
(29 posts)7. She wants to plant her favorite flower, Titan arum (corpse flower).
Nevilledog
(51,005 posts)9. ...
Skittles
(153,111 posts)10. she is so fucking creepy and worthless
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)11. Making it a perfect project for her