Is Louie Gohmert Dead Yet?

[DanieRains]

He was sent to Washington by voters in Texas to insult smart people, and oppose responsible government.

And to help the insanely rich avoid paying taxes.

There, I just wrote his eulogy.

RIP Louie.

Asshole / Idiot

I just caused dispersions in his asparagus.

[machoneman]

1. Nawh...and it is too bad.

[whttevrr]

2. lol - it doesn't work that quickly.

He has to be intubated and put on a respirator first.

[BamaRefugee]

8. He says he's going to be treated with hydroxychloroquine, so that may accelerate things

[Zorro]

16. He should follow it with a Clorox chaser

That'll get rid of that nasty ol' virus quicker.

[whttevrr]

30. Well, one can hope.

Tots and Prairies.

[Greybnk48]

3. Good question! n/t

[Backseat Driver]

4. I suppose someone, some time, somewhere loves/loved him but, dang, I don't know how!

[dubyadiprecession]

5. Not yet, but...

I’m willing to donate my labor of digging a hole for the A-holes grave at the county dump.

[SWBTATTReg]

6. Hmmm...the walking dead, eh?

[sfstaxprep]

7. I'm Hoping For Barr

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

[magicarpet]

9. What in tar-nation is taking so long ?

He will never wear a mask,... he will infect the whole world.

[TruckFump]

10. Well, his brain has been dead for a goodly long time.

Does that count?

[Marcuse]

11. Get the widow on the set...

[Sanity Claws]

12. August 13.

Give him two weeks.

[niyad]

13. It took cain a month, and goober only announced he tested positive yesterday.

[procon]

14. No, but his mask has latched onto his face like an alien parasite. nt

[LakeArenal]

17. Mask? Or Donald's ass?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Kind of depends on whether he's been having sex with demons in his sleep.

[Reader Rabbit]

18. Only his brain

But, of course, that's always been the case. That repugnant sack of meat has been walking and squawking around the Capitol for years.

[AJT]

19. Last I heard he was asymptomatic.

Darn it.

[kacekwl]

21. When you lie about having covid so you

can say you were cured by hyxrocloiform or whatever they call it then sure your asymptomatic. All hail Dr. Drumph.

[Salviati]

26. Well, give it a week and then we can say whether he is asymptomatic, or was just presymptomatic

[LunaSea]

20. Not yet dammit!

I've yet to finalize arrangements with the Ghanese Funeral Dancers.
Need another minute or so...

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

22. There's always some lead time between

being exposed to the virus and getting sick, if you even do.

But keep in mind that it took Cain about a month to die from when he went into the hospital. He was 74. Gohmert is only 66, which might make a difference. We'll just have to be patient.

[0rganism]

23. give it a week, maybe?

the GOP can name that fantastic health care plan they owe us after him

[Grins]

24. Dead? Does "from the neck up" count? NM

[captain queeg]

25. I hope he spreads it around to his GOP friends first

[Iggo]

27. To me? Yes. (n/t)

[skip fox]

28. Is he dead? How can you tell?

[Paladin]

29. My sentiments, exactly.

The sooner Louie is unable to be a national disgrace, the better.