My mask gave me Covid!

[Nevilledog]

[soothsayer]

1. My mask gave ME Covid....

Protection

[Ohiogal]

2. I spit out my tea!

Oh that’s hilarious!!

[NightWatcher]

3. No it didn't. Herman never wore a mask and is dead from it. Next hypothesis!

[niyad]

4. When did goober ever wear a mask?

[lagomorph777]

5. Hey Gomer, drink some HydroCloroxyquine

You'll feel so much better.

[magicarpet]

7. 17cc of Lysol is good too,...

.... just be sure to inject it into an artery and not a vein.

[magicarpet]

8. 17cc of Lysol is good too,...

.... just be sure to inject it into an artery and not a vein.

[LakeArenal]

6. The dog ate mine....

[pamela]

9. He might be right.

I suspect a lot of his possessions are spit on when he leaves them unattended.

[Nevilledog]

10. *snort*

[panader0]

11. My underwear gave me the crabs!