Ted Cruz looks like he has been stress eating over Texas going blue

[Dr. Jack]

Ted Cruz a few hours ago



Ted Cruz a few months ago

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Separated at birth: Dumbass above and Victor Buono

[Ohiogal]

2. Please don't make me look at him.

I accidentally looked at trump today for . 0000001 of a second and that’s all my stomach can take for 24 hours.

[pandr32]

11. The sound of Trump's voice does it to me

I can't handle the nasally sneer that is Cruz's voice either.

[gademocrat7]

3. Disgusting rethug

He is not wearing a mask. Neither are those around him in second photo.

[underpants]

4. Even his own beard hates him

It’s true.

[procon]

5. Hey, a man gotta eat, yeah! And he been eatin' good. nt

[Mopar151]

6. He's using a Southern Strategy

Going for the Antebellum Planter look.

[Ilsa]

7. His beard is like Trump's hairstyle.

His beard is meant to cover something he doesn't want seen: a blooming double chin, I bet.

[Shermann]

8. Lyin' Ted Cruz has apparently just been lyin' around the house of late

Full bag of Cheetos...check
Mountain Dew...check
Couch...check
Remote control...check
Fox News...eh, let's watch the Food Network instead...check

[Atticus]

9. Is that first pic the "Cruz Balloon"? nt

[pandr32]

10. Fat and ugly inside and out

The whole look works with his character.

[Dr. Jack]

12. How can someone who was bron in Canada be such an asshole?

That is probably the biggest mystery about Ted Cruz

[NurseJackie]

13. Some men look good in beards. NOT Ted Cruz. Not Don, Junior.