He'll never measure up

[Nevilledog]

[captain queeg]

1. Maybe in girth. Even at a greatly reduced height his gut makes him as big around as Obama normally

For you fishermen here, trump reminds me of those occasional “lunkers” you see that are no longer than a regular fish but weight twice as much because they are so fat or pregnant or something.

[Nevilledog]

2. I like it....The Lunker.

[captain queeg]

4. How about Bunker Lunker?

[Nevilledog]

5. Even better!

[Blue Owl]

3. An odious little man-child

n/t

[Stuart G]

6. Perfect..!!!

[dalton99a]

7. Unfit to clean Obama's toilet